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[analyzing]

Who: Everyone! New Feathers especially.
What: New Feather welcome party!
When: Thursday, 5 pm.
Where: Battle Dome
Summary: IT'S A SUMMER PARTY
Rating: Worksafe, I reckon!
It's cold out there today, isn't it? Sure, it's not snowing but once you get into the Battle Dome, it'll be comfortably warmer. Warmer, not warm. Follow the tiny paper arrows and you'll probably find yourself in, well...summer!

It certainly looks convincing enough (a pool, a volleyball court, deck chairs, everything that you'd think you'd find at a pool party) and feels convincing enough (take off that coat! Aren't you hot?) so why not not step in? The barbecue's sizzling and there's some nice cold drinks at the cooler.

C'mon in, the water's awesome!

Comments

[divinacommedia]

[What's this?! Is this complaining he hears?! No! He'll have none of that!

Battler suddenly is holding an inner-tube, and bam! It's now been brought above Ange and pulled down so she's in her regular clothes + an inner-tube.

Congratulations, you've just been onii-chan'd]

Just the thought of someone fully dressed wearing an inner-tube is funny to me!

[repudiate]

[ And suddenly she's stuck in an inner tobe, oh god.. ]

H-hey, come on..! [ SPUTTERING SINCE ONII-CHAN WHY.. ] This is ridiculous, do you seriously need to have fun at my expense?

[divinacommedia]

Wahaha! I sure do! Ange you need to learn to just relax! I mean... who comes fully dressed to a summer party like this?

[repudiate]

You're the one who dragged me along here, otherwise I wouldn't have gone either way! I've been here since May and haven't gone to a single one of these parties. [ grumble grumble.

... ]

Besides, it's not like I'm going to wear a swimsuit in front of all these people.

[divinacommedia]

You haven't gone to one...?! No no! This is gonna change! You and me are going to all of them!

Shit... wear a swimsuit just for onii-chan then? Ihihi! [A JOKE....]

1 / 2

[repudiate]

... Keep the jokes to your haircut. [ BAD KIND OF JOKE.. ]

[repudiate]

[ Although at the other part she almost seems a bit more flustered since she can never be fully deadpan to him since she cares for him and-- ]

A-all of them? Why do you want to drag me to them so badly?

[divinacommedia]

Bah! My haircut isn't a joke, leave me alone!

[And he laughs and places his hands on his hips, puffing out his chest!!]

Because... I haven't had the chance to be at a party in a long time- and I want to hang out with my sister every chance I get, is that so bad?

[repudiate]

Of course that isn't bad. I.. want to spend time with you too after all, onii-chan, now you're here and we're finally together again.. Well, even if I'm not that little girl you remember anymore. [ dere dere ]

But to go to a party of all things..

[divinacommedia]

[He smiles, removing that inner-tube from her. He has it at his side now, but he then reaches out to pat her on the head.]

As long as you're with me, you'll be fine at these parties. I won't let you out of my sight~! I like seeing you smile once in a while, so I figured this would be fun.

[repudiate]

[ Guh-- you know that's her weakness, Battler. She seriously can't feel annoyed anymore when he's patting her on the head like that, just like all those years ago, and almost besides herself she does smile, even if it it seems thin and a little fragile. ]

... Yeah. I think.. as long as we're together, going to parties like this might be a little fun, huh?

[divinacommedia]

[yep he knows she's weak to it, exactly why he did it.]

Ihi~! Yep! As long as you don't get in the way when I try and grab all the chests of the women here...! Uwaaahh~!

[repudiate]

[ cheater. ]

Nope, I'm definitely going to have to stop you from doing that as your little sister.

[divinacommedia]

Oh fine! Then that means I get to beat off any boys that come near you~!

[........don't tell him ange. don't do it. he will grab the BBQ and burn off keiichi's face.]

[repudiate]

Don't worry, onii-chan, you definitely don't have to do something like that.

[ NO ANGE-- DON'T.. DON'T GO THERE.. ]

[divinacommedia]

Oh, and why's that?

[...OH GOD....!]

[repudiate]

[ SHE-- SHE'S GOING THERE, BATTLER.. ]

Because nobody would think of hitting on me anymore by now. Keiichi already acts enough like some sort of territorial animal over it. [ NOT.. REALISING.. SHE DIDN'T TELL BATTLER YET.. ]

[divinacommedia]

Wahaha...... wait what.................?

[................wait..........

.....................................................wait.]

Come on Ange don't joke! When you say it like that he almost sounds like your boyfriend....

[repudiate]

[ ... Wait. Now she realises too that somehow Battler doesn't know yet - she's sure she didn't say anything, and she doesn't even know if her mom knows, or if Keiichi or even Minato told him, and.. crap crap crap, it's not like she can back out now either, so.. okay, Ange, take a deep breath, surely this'll go over well.. ]

That's.. because Keiichi is my boyfriend.

dont reply back until i say so this will be long

[divinacommedia]

Oh okay.

[divinacommedia]

[divinacommedia]

Ah.................hold on......

[divinacommedia]

H...hold on...! What did you just say......?

[divinacommedia]

What did...

[oh....OH.... OH WHAT!!]

W...wait no! No! He's your boyfriend?!? Nooooooooooooo!!

[divinacommedia]

Nnoooooooooouuugggh! No no! Noooooo!

Uuoogghh! It's useless! It's all useless! You witches! I see what you've done to meeee! Put me in this place with my sister and she has...a ....a....!

Dammiiiiiiiiiiitt!