"This place's batshit crazy," Raph says pointedly, completely unfazed by Leo's reaction. He's heard this lecture so many times he could probably recite it by heart, but that'd just take the fun out of everything.

Ha. Right. Fun.

He almost laughs at his own silent joke. "I'm tellin' ya. This chick didn't even flinch. She was human, too."

He doesn't mention the talking penguin part. He's still trying to sort that one out himself.