[Alright, so trying to take on a light tone isn't going to help this time.] Yeah... I know. Most are just down right cruel, but maybe eventually those will fade away from our memories. [Not likely, he knows.] And eventually we'll only remember the not so bad ones.

The other day I thought the donut I was trying eat was trying to bite off my finger. That was pretty strange. [He wipes away a fake tear.] I don't think I'll ever be able to eat donuts again! Well... at least maybe not for a few days. [He's going for the joke to make you smile.]