[The pilot, like many, was initially cautious of the statue. He approached it only to get a good examination of it. ...Honestly, it looked like that blue man... Catherine. In a Santa outfit. Well. He certainly has an interesting sense of humor. Might as well check it out closer up.
So he does, discovering the button. He blinks at it. Oh, this could so obviously be a trap. But other people had messed with it and were fine, so. Might as well give it a look. So he pushes it.
And there is a loud thump as a huge box materializes behind him. He jumps at this, then turns around to see a huge wrapped present with a tag: "To David Jordan". Well. It's big and obviously heavy. What the hell? He begins removing the wrapping.
To discover that it's a box... with a big TV in it. And a DVD player. Complete with a massive movie collection.
Okay. He can't resist letting out a joyful laugh at this. Hell yes he missed this. But then as he stops celebrating, a thought occurred to him.
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So he does, discovering the button. He blinks at it. Oh, this could so obviously be a trap. But other people had messed with it and were fine, so. Might as well give it a look. So he pushes it.
And there is a loud thump as a huge box materializes behind him. He jumps at this, then turns around to see a huge wrapped present with a tag: "To David Jordan". Well. It's big and obviously heavy. What the hell? He begins removing the wrapping.
To discover that it's a box... with a big TV in it. And a DVD player. Complete with a massive movie collection.
Okay. He can't resist letting out a joyful laugh at this. Hell yes he missed this. But then as he stops celebrating, a thought occurred to him.
How the hell was he going to get this home?!]