You can't lo-- [ oh. wait. jack sparrow, you so don't want to ask that question. the buffybot proceeds to be more forthcoming than buffy summers would ever be about any of her exes ever: ] I haven't thought about it, really. But I suppose I would leap up and wrap my arms around his neck and kiss him like we've never, ever kissed before. Just to show him how much I missed him.

[ a soft, on-cue sigh. ]