[Yeager gives a slow, knowing nod, offering a slightly forced smile.] Zagi, one of my mercenaries--he's as ruthless as they come in battle, but the rest of the time his mentality is that of a four-year-old. He enjoys children's books, dressing up, and stuffed animals, which he sometimes likes to cuddle and sometimes likes to use as target practice. He also likes things are sticky. [He gazes at the ceiling with a sigh.] I never knew how difficult it was to get wood glue out of a ten-thousand gald antique rug before I hired him.


(Whoo ridiculous headcanon yeaaah~)