[DON'T YOU MEAN SIX SIXES. OR SIXTY SIX SIXES. OR SIX SIX SIXTY SIX SIX SIXTY SIX? SIX?!]

But whilst you say you're nothing special, you're the most suited person to wear a party hat here! That must count for something, even a little, so when you introduce yourself to other people make sure you point out how much party hats suit you!