You always have to factor human idiocy into these things. It's truly unfortunate.

Well, I still wouldn't call it common. I had to order a minor operation for a man with genital warts, but that's the only other case that called for penile surgery. ...Well, no. There was the gangrenous priapism patient...

[And he is cringing very obviously now. GOSH, WHY IS HE STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS.]