[Kraken, bro, Sanji understands your feelings. Nami is indeed worth telling the world about. But your treatment of the lady is nigh unacceptable, and embarrassing. You shame all of Nami's adoring fans.]
NAMI-SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! [Here, the guy on fire shooting up in to the air will show you how to treat a lady, free of charge... it might just cost you a few tentacles along the way.
Starting with the one holding Nami in the first place. B| Whoopsie]
HANDS OFF, TENTACLE BREATH! [KICK. Even if it doesn't break the tentacle clean off (and incidentally send Nami flying \8D/), that flaming foot might imprint some impressive grill tracks. Mmm what is that delicious smell in the air?] YOU'RE A THOUSAND SHITTY YEARS TOO LATE FOR HER!
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NAMI-SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! [Here, the guy on fire shooting up in to the air will show you how to treat a lady, free of charge... it might just cost you a few tentacles along the way.
Starting with the one holding Nami in the first place. B| Whoopsie]
HANDS OFF, TENTACLE BREATH! [KICK. Even if it doesn't break the tentacle clean off (and incidentally send Nami flying \8D/), that flaming foot might imprint some impressive grill tracks. Mmm what is that delicious smell in the air?] YOU'RE A THOUSAND SHITTY YEARS TOO LATE FOR HER!