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[knightofratatosk]

Who: Everyone who was unfortunate enough to be in the shower
What: MASS NAKED SHOWER TELEPORTATION
When: The morning of the 25th
Where: The plaza
Summary: Hey, remember that one experiment where everyone got teleported out of their showers and into the plaza? Well, it's happening again!
Rating: PG-13 BECAUSE NAKED

[Were you in the middle of taking a shower or a bath? Too bad, because you aren't doing that anymore. Instead, you're suddenly in the middle of the plaza, wet and naked... and you aren't alone. WHAT DO?]

Comments

[crisisrain]

I mean that this has nothin' ta do with me! I was just havin' a nice shower like anyone else and then BAM! Here I am, naked in the middle of the village with only a towel ta keep me decent! Don't get any ideas! This old man is genuinely innocent!
[There's a sense of panic in his voice, but his eyes are fiercely fixed on Cloche's lovely breasts.]

[implanta]

...

From the way you so suddenly said that, it makes me think the total opposite.

[Lucky for him, she hasn't noticed his eyes are where they should be. For the moment.]

[crisisrain]

If I was behind this, I wouldn't have teleported myself naked too! I would have just stuck ta beautiful women like yerself~

[Alas, he could no longer resist.]

[implanta]

...

[So much appalled staring. So much.]

Wh-- Y--

[Enough to completely mess her up in what she can even say to that right now. Give her a moment to reboot her brain.]

[crisisrain]

[He waves a hand in front of her face.]

Ya still with me? Hello? I haven't traumatized ya that much, have I?

wow, icon fail :| i know i picked one that wasn't her default.

[implanta]

P... pervert...!

[Yes. That is her conclusion. :| He is a dirty old man. Just wait til she finds out he had the bathhouse built!]

XD it's ok

[crisisrain]

What else am I supposed ta look at?! There's a naked woman standin' in front of me!

[Well, he's not wrong! He just doesn't know where exactly to look, and your body is very distracting.]

[implanta]

If you so much as look below my neck I'll... I'll....!

[...make threats that mean nothing. She'll do something, damn it, and you'll be terrified and sorry, Raven!]

[crisisrain]

[He shakes his head a little and begins to look off to one side, trying not to make any sort of face, or body, eye contact with her.] Okay, okay! I'm not lookin' at your body any more! See! I'm not even lookin' at yer face either! Just don't punch me or somethin'!

[implanta]

...Fine. Just... just don't do anything funny!

[She'll give him a staredown for a moment, before looking around for an escape route to clothes. Or more covering than a towel.] Which would be closest..?

[crisisrain]

Anything funny?... [Then it hits him.] Geez! Do I really look like the kind of guy who'd do somethin' naughty to ya?! Actually, don't answer that.

[It'd be hard not to notice her looking around like that.] Why don't ya just run into the clothes shop? It's the closest to the fountain.

[implanta]

[She'll.. respect that and not answer. She's a good girl, at least?]

I've been thinking about it. What about you? Are you going to do the same?