I'm not just a skeleton you know. I am a musician! I am a musical artist! My job is to inspire the masses, and create beauty out of the nothingness! To dream the impossible dream, and reach the unreachable star!

I am Soul King! The king of Rock and Soul!

[He pulls out a guitar and plays a short guitar rift.]

You see I never wanted to be a skeleton, it was something thrust upon me. But if I am going to be a skeleton, shouldn't I use that for good? Use it for my craft, and for the sake of art and culture?! Truly, I have a dream that one day all the world shall smile and be happy, and my contribution to that effort is through song!

I am so much more than just a skeleton dear lady, for I am, and always will be, a bard! Yohohoho!