Ninja vs. Pirates "Dodgeball"

[godbent]

Who: Anyone (even just random people wandering through if you want)
What: Ninja vs Pirate Dodgeball
When: Until people get bored on the 15th
Where: Anywhere
Summary: Slightly hyped here, hyped more here, and announced Kyon the game Marco requested is afoot.
Rating: Uwwoooh



Red box is Pirate Base, green box is Ninja Base, blue X's are Get Balloon Stations (filled up with extended hoses/ lots of food dye there). No pre-provided subthreads other than the Team Identification one up top, but feel free ro make your own. Make up any scenario you please all over town and have fun
Ninja Count: 10
Pirate Count: 11

Comments

[installing]

Except the part where you joke about how we had "things" and then continued to flatter me after I told you I had a boyfriend. That's excessive, and honestly a little insulting to think about. It may just be "playing" to you, but stuff like this isn't a game.

[generalflirt]

Woooow, you don't even like compliments, is it? Shall I point out some flaws instead, Win-chan?

[installing]

Are you serious? If your date goes well will you keep acting like this?

Do you do this kind of thing in front of her?

[generalflirt]

Okay, you're flattering yourself here, Win-chan. Because you're not nearly as pretty as her. Or, if you'll forgive me for saying so, as spunky.

[installing]

[He's avoiding her point, and it's pissing her off.]

Shut up! How do you think any girl would feel about their date going around to just any girl and saying the things you said? Do you know what kind of message you're giving out?

[generalflirt]

[Okay now he's getting annoyed. He exhales, and everything about his posture changes. His eyes lose their mirth, and they get cold as ice. His spine gets straighter, and he stands to his full 5'9 instead of slouching like he usually does. His voice gets lower and sharper, and the structure of his sentences becomes less whimsical]

Yes, I do. I was trying to present a jovial message, the fun-loving flirt who hasn't had their life tinged in tragedy. And frankly, I prefer that image to this one, Winry-san.

[installing]

So you'd rather wear a mask and make every compliment you make worthless by handing them out like business cards?

I don't think I like that kind of image.

[generalflirt]

Haaaah, then it's a good thing you've got some worth, huh?

[And he kicks his feet together before leaping from a bench, swinging on a tree branch, and then getting up onto a high tree branch all in one fluid Frerunning movement]

[installing]

[She watches him do that, and continues to frown at him.]

If you tell every other girl her hair is nice or that her eyes sparkle then I'd rather hear about the weather than I'm like every other girl. Compliments are nice, but without meaning how are they supposed to hold any weight? How is a girl suppose to take them to heart without feeling like a fool?

[generalflirt]

Because, I've never lied about how a girl is attractive, not once.

[With a little laugh from his position]

[installing]

The lie might not be the words, but what's behind them.

[generalflirt]

[And he "falls" off the tree, except now he's standing upside down on the tree branch]

I take it if you dislike me, you hate that fellow Ling-kun, right?

[installing]

Ling has never flirted with me before having a date with someone else!

[generalflirt]

Despite his legendary declaration of having fifty wives? Didn't hears about that?

[HE said, upside down]

[installing]

He hasn't even had one wife. Concubines in Xing are a thing, but he's never had a date.

[generalflirt]

Woooow, that's such an astute excuse for his actions, don't you think? Maybe you secretly like him, even? You poor boyfriend.

[installing]

[Wow what a jerk.]

Excuse me? How old are you!?

[generalflirt]

Eeeeh, is that relevant?

[installing]

You sound like a school kid.

["Well maybe you secretly like him" is a playground thing. She went to grade school.]

[generalflirt]

Even saying it while standing defying gravity, meeeeh, I guess that means I'm right youthful!

[installing]

[You know maybe she'll just leave and come back later. Winry turns around to walk away from this.]

[generalflirt]

Laaaater, Win-chan!!

[He waves at her as he goes, laughing to himself]

[installing]

[She doesn't give him a goodbye. Almost everything he said was bullcrap, and she feels sorry for the girl going on a date with him. His wanton flirting could be a big insecurity breeder, not to mention she has to deal with that dramatic serious Masaomi and that flirty mask he wears. That image. And that's only if he was true about wanting only that girl. For all she knows this poor chick only knows flirty Masaomi and was wooed by his stupid fake compliments. Hmph. People should try being more simple.]

[generalflirt]

[Jeeeeez, rude. He folds his arms while standing upside down here, sighing. Oh well...]