So that's an impressively unimpressive list. Pepper bites back the urge to point out that Billy didn't have to drink all the alcohol he'd been given, deciding it better to address the issue at hand instead. "So the better choice was to sneak into the closet in order to make out with your boyfriend."

Logic befitting any drunk--oh, wait, any tipsy person.

"Can you two make it home okay?" If Billy needs to sleep this off, then he and Teddy will likely end up in a spare bedroom anyway. But considering what they'd been doing, Pepper speculates they'll be saying their goodbyes to everyone soon.