[You know what's a great thing to do right after a break-up?
FIND A DATE.
Well, okay, it's not like he's looking for rebound sex or anything. He's not that shallow. But someone to talk to seems like a really good idea right now, so when he notices a girl that he doesn't recognize watching him in the plaza, he pauses, then offers up a smile and an awkward wave. Something about her seems to tell him that they'll get along, but he really can't explain it. And he's never been against having girl friends, just not- girlfriends. Which is fine, just fine.
Even if the thought of that happening seems... but no, that's just silly. He's gay. Right? Right...
Anyway, this girl. Still staring. And he's intrigued by now.]
god help us all
FIND A DATE.
Well, okay, it's not like he's looking for rebound sex or anything. He's not that shallow. But someone to talk to seems like a really good idea right now, so when he notices a girl that he doesn't recognize watching him in the plaza, he pauses, then offers up a smile and an awkward wave. Something about her seems to tell him that they'll get along, but he really can't explain it. And he's never been against having girl friends, just not- girlfriends. Which is fine, just fine.
Even if the thought of that happening seems... but no, that's just silly. He's gay. Right? Right...
Anyway, this girl. Still staring. And he's intrigued by now.]
Ah... hey. What's up?
[...So smooth, Kaplan.]