The soldiers behind him looked exasperated, openly rolling their eyes and muttering to each other about their annoying charge. Bil, however, was wide eyed in excitement.

"Ah, I'm afraid this is a bit embarrassing, but blonde hair- I've always found it extraordinary. Golden lengths of silky thread, sprouting from the top of one's head! I am a sympathetic old fool, yes, but I've always wondered what it would be like to be completely covered in blonde hair. But aha, I'm sure you've never had to wonder that at all!"