[ Next drawer. Man, if she weren't a henchwoman, she might feel a bit bad about raiding some poor sap's supplies. Luckily she's evil-aligned so it doesn't matter!

Astrid's giving her own sympathetic look towards the monocled man. Times are tough! ] Who knows? It seems like these days every other teenaged girl is getting some magical contract to fight evil.

Do they ever consider fighting for evil? No. We need better PR, or something. [ Alternately better healthcare plans or employers less likely to double-cross. Those would also be perks. ]