[Kain's eyes are red from the crying- she left him. His own wife stepped out on him! Surely to see another man. He knows this has to be true, he sees the signs all over the place.]
I was just as appalled as you.
[He glances at the sign he's holding up, frowning a little.]
[awesome works for me!]
I was just as appalled as you.
[He glances at the sign he's holding up, frowning a little.]
Actually that's not true.
[And with a completely serious expression...]
I'm technically your MOTHER.