Lady Vastra, if you think your body isn't an infinite universe, I have some books I could loan you and your wife.

I suppose I could, but why would I want to? No. I've no desire for children of my own.

[Loki nods.] Lady, I know from experience that even here, memory cannot be trusted. I could tell you toe-curling stories.

[He names off the doctors he knows of, Law and Adele (well, hopefully she'll think this is funny) and then Donald, which is what Thor is calling himself.] That last doctor, Donald. I like him not. He seems a bit dodgy, so be careful if you speak to him.