Then the mages of the Horde of Azeroth need to lighten up. [Seriously, what is the point of having magic if you can't have fun with it? Not everything has to be a crisis requiring a superhero to merit some sorcery action!]

That does sound like a drag. And there's no one around who can make you something that fits?

[Man, poor guy. Even orcs deserve decent clothes, right?]