[He raises an eyebrow at the pig - it's slightly nostalgic to see a grown man carrying some type of pig around in public.]

Oh? [And he begins to list automatically.] Food allergy? Liver cancer? Cirrhosis? Alcoholic neuropathy? Pancreaitis? Gout? High blood pressure? Weak stomach? Cardiomyopathy? Atrial fibrillation? Ventricular fibrillation? [A slight pause as he gives a coy smile.] Or does it just "taste funny"?