It's not risky, what's the worst you can say to someone at a time like this anyway? [...] I guess you could say 'man, still four minutes left' or something. Ooh, or say their face reminds you of month old fruit! All shriveled up and gross, that's pretty bad! What else...

[And then Pascal got sidetracked from her own idea because she was too busy thinking up bad things to say on a speed date.]