[Now Richard laughs, looking a lot more relaxed than he was when they first arrived.]

Touche. But that doesn't mean you're going to get out of it that easily. You of all people should know that I have an excellent memory for that sort of thing.

[Then, glancing around, his smile takes on a more conspiratorial bent.]

I'm starting to think this whole event has gone on for far too long. Why don't we make our escape and go get some ice cream instead?