Well, I appear to be a decade or two older than I actually am, lit up like a Christmas tree, and whatever all this is [ he waves a hand, trying to indicate the energy swirling around him ] seems to not like me touching things. Not to mention I'm hearing voices, I'm not certain I'm actually breathing anymore, and I have a lot of mental buttons that don't seem to want to be pushed.

But aside from that, nothing's really wrong with me as far as I can tell.