Why should I be mean to Jack because you're an ass? [Simon countered with an arch of her eyebrows.] Sounds pretty pointless to me. Especially since you're typically an ass.

[Except Eugene was playing nice and wasn't that suspicious and even as Gene relaxed and pulled her closer, she tensed in return, now wary of what he might be up to. Despite the fact that she'd teased him into this, gotten him out here. Now she wasn't entirely sure what to do with him, because getting a Eugene that wasn't scowling at her wasn't something she was accustomed to. Even in her normal body. They hadn't exactly hit it off well. Then again, Simon typically had more fun flirting with Eugene's boyfriend and pushing Eugene's buttons rather than trying to smooth over their complicated interactions.]

Oh please. You're not going to actually try and pull the 'That wasn't me, it was a banana' excuse, are you? Not even Sam would fall for that one.