Ninja Birthdays

[believeit]

Who: Uzumaki Naruto and ANYONE
What: Birthday party!
When: Afternoon of October 10th
Where: Uzumaki House
Summary: Luceti's Noisiest Ninja™ is turning seventeen.
Rating: N for Naruto. idk PG i guess

[It's October 10th and birthday preparations in the Uzumaki household have been finalized. Since Naruto had invited the whole village and there's no way that many people could fit inside their house, they opted for making the back garden party-ready instead.

Picnic tables have been set up outside, decorated with confetti. There are separate ones that hold all the food and drinks, and the entire garden has been decorated with balloons and streamers.]

[ooc: As it says, this is an open log for Naruto's party. Even if you didn't reply to his announcement feel free to show up, since everyone got invited. Make your own threads and go crazy :v]

Comments

[generalflirt]

[Cool.

Because it's a sports bra with a card "just in case you cause another scene ♥ "

Masaomi is nowhere to be seen .... okay not true he's over off to the side sipping his punch, having planted the gift]

[believeit]

[It's open now and just--

Yup. There is the face reddening, and the sharp intake of breath.]

WHAT KINDA GIFT IS THIS??!

[generalflirt]

[HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

He'll just be quietly high-fiving himself when he heard that one. But no need to reveal himself]

[endgames]

[Naurto's mortification turns some heads, and while he's busy getting chewed out by Hinata (what) the present's easy.]

Wonder who gave him that. [Masaomi.]

[generalflirt]

No idea, my man. Probably "some bitch."

[He's stuck on Hinata though. That's... mildly fascinating]

[endgames]

Now now, what have I told you about talking badly about yourself.

[Yeah apparently there was a thing in our kitchen earlier, man. Of all people, he wouldn't have expected Hinata to be the first to call Chouji fat in this place.]

[generalflirt]

Wow, it wasn't me. Come on man, I wouldn't know what size to get.

[endgames]

After all the times Naruto's run around as a naked chick, I'd be floored if you never got a good enough look to figure it out.

[generalflirt]

...Either way, keep your voice down.

[Because Hinata looks like she actually might kill him]

[endgames]

Hm. I dunno if that's fair...

[Blithe, but even he's starting to sweat watching this scene.]

[generalflirt]

No... no, it really is.

[endgames]

You should make it up to him later.

[generalflirt]

Oh... maybe. I just might, yeah.

[endgames]

Good.

[And with a wide, genuine smile, he rolls of on the pretense of getting another piece of cake. His real intentions, of course, are to observe and Naruto and this perverse Hinata more closely.]

[yanderehime]

[And here's Hinata, coming in time to see Naruto with the bra in his hands.

And now, now she's in his personal space, looking very displeased.]

What bitch gave you this?

[believeit]

[It makes him jump, he isn't used to her being so... well, like this plus the added memories of earlier..]

I dunno! It doesn't even have a note on it!

[yanderehime]

[She doesn't care and she snatches the offending garment away from him.]

When I find out who dared to send this to you, I will rearrange their organs.

[believeit]

H-hey c'mon you don't have to do that y'know! I'm sure it was like.... a joke or something! Ahahah [WHATTTT]

[twinlionfists]

It's. Not. Funny. Menma. Everyone here knows you're my man.

[Not kidding anymore.]

[believeit]

MY NAMES NOT MENMA Y'KNOW! IT'S NARUTO!