[ Yeah, that's not happening.

Kakashi sees it coming and he jumps up, the sole of his foot striking the top of her knee and using it as leverage to sail up over her head in a flip which has him neatly landing a couple of feet behind her.

To her credit, he's snapped his book shut and has tucked it away though. ]

Ha~ah, if you keep coming at me like that with such soft blows, you're not gonna get anywhere.

[ In other words: take him a little more seriously. He knows you're armed. ]