[He can't decide which thought is more disturbing: his mom shit-talking like the captain, or the captain mollycoddling him like his mom. Yeah. He's definitely pulling a face here. (But no dripping bean juice this time!)]
She's a lot weepier than he is, anyway.
[He is by law required to embarrassed about his mother at this age. And so, prickly words to throw anyone off the scent of affection.]
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She's a lot weepier than he is, anyway.
[He is by law required to embarrassed about his mother at this age. And so, prickly words to throw anyone off the scent of affection.]