[Okay. Sokka thinks his own story was much less weird.]

So this Weirdelmeyer guy writes a story... dies... and then the evil bird thing tries to leave the story... that's no longer being written, but is still being written. And the prince kills himself to stop the story.

Have you been staying up too late listening to ghost stories or something?

[I mean, seriously. Why are they talking about this again? Oh, right.]

So what does that have to do with your friend?