[Ah, well, maybe not every kid in the Southern Water Tribe, but... Lots of them, anyway. The Great Councilman Sokka is a good rolemodel when it comes to encouraging creativity. Varrick has no idea what making fun of Sokka's sister has to do with anything, but he won't question it. He gets to talk about himself, after all.]

Ha hah! Oh boy, where do I start?! Let's see... Well, first of all, I'm the head of Varrick Global Industries! We specialize in shipping fine products across the globe in a speedy, safe manner. And then, of course, we have our own line of products, all born from the mind of this generation's most amazing, creative, humble genius. [That genius is Varrick. He means himself. Yup.]