Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[niceguypose]

I have not! [He matches and exceeds Naruto's excitement in record time as he scurries into line behind him.] Naruto-kun, we must ride that now!

Also, did you enjoy that food?!

[believeit]

It was.... okay? [:|]

Let's not talk about the food though! We've gotta go on the ride!

[niceguypose]

It was youthful!

And Naruto-kun, I am sure that we have much time to discuss it in detail on this line!

[believeit]

Oh-- right.

[He turns his head towards that line and his face just falls at the amount of people. Aww man, this is gonna take forever!

It's not so bad though, he reckons. They get to hang out in the queue and being with Lee is always fun.]

Yeah, I guess we do. [OK TIME TO TALK ABOUT FOOD AFTER ALL] That was really spicey.

[niceguypose]

Spice is the essence of youth! Don't you agree, Naruto-kun? Now you are fully charged for the rest of the day's youthful activities!

[believeit]

It's okay on some things but I dunno... that one was kinda... [Holding his stomach, a little TOO much fire in that one bro.]

Oi Oi, d'ya remember that one time with-- the curry?! [That one filler episode that totally happened.]

[niceguypose]

[You may be talking to someone who already based an entire thread on the ninja ostrich]

I remember all times that we've been around curry, Naruto-kun! [He wraps an arm around his shoulder. He likes being in line - the reinforcement that he won't be left alone anytime soon.] But I know of one very specific instance involving yourself. The Curry of Life?!

[believeit]

[okay good]

Yeah, that stuff! Talk about spicy, that stuff was like fire! In a bowl!!

[niceguypose]

[Lee raises his free hand in a passionate fist, his eyes blazing.]

The passionate fire of youth! You are very lucky to have gotten to taste it, Naruto-kun!

[believeit]

Are you kidding? I thought I was gonna die!

[niceguypose]

That's the feeling! The pure exhilaration of youth! The feeling of oncoming death, which ultimately makes you feel more alive! Such is the bittersweet way of youth!

[believeit]

...Is that how it works?

[He isn't SO SURE..]

[niceguypose]

It is one in which it works! Youth has many ways of working, which are mysterious and contradictory. But the feeling is always the same! [He says with a hearty slap to his Naruto-friend's back.]

[believeit]

I guess... it's sorta like the roller-coasters, yeah?

'Cause when you're way up there, falling down, you sorta feel like you're gonna crash and die, even though they don't!

[Good thing he hasn't been to cartoon land.]

[niceguypose]

[Cartoon Land could very well turn out to be Lee and Gai's true place of origin.

Lee snaps his fingers and gives a thumbs up.]

That's right! Youth is precisely like a roller coaster! That is why I enjoy riding them so much. And soon we shall experience that feeling again! Once we overcome this line...

[believeit]

Yeah, yeah!

[But ah.. the line. It's moving so slow.]

When we find a way to get home, and win the war, you know what I reckon should happen? In Konoha we build a huuuuge Rollercoaster like this one! You think?!

[Hidden rollercoaster village in the leaves.]

[niceguypose]

[Don't worry, Lee is practically dancing in place out of impatience. Surely that will make the line move faster.]

Naruto-kun, that would be a sensational idea! It will be the perfect way to commemorate our victory and a new era of peace... and surely it can be an important stepping stone in becoming Hokage!

[believeit]

Yeah-- you're right! Maybe that's what I can do as part of like.. y'know. The new Hokage celebrations and such.

[This is a real thing. A real thing that is going to happen.]

[niceguypose]

[It's practically canon already.]

Of course! You can even hold your inauguration ceremony atop one of those carts! What better way to ensure that all of your enemies will fear you?!

[believeit]

Yeah!! That's perfect!!

[Oh man. Why can't he be Hokage already??]

Maybe I should practice! Y'know, on these ones.

[niceguypose]

That's right, you should! It's very important to perfect a cry loud enough so that your oath and speech will be heard over the noise of the machine!

[believeit]

Okay, you've gotta listen well and tell me how it sounds, yeah? It's no good if people ain't gonna hear me properly!

[niceguypose]

Yosh! Naruto-kun, I will be honored to act as your aid in charge of listening to your declarations!

[believeit]

Right, it's a deal!

[Suddenly so pumped to get on this ride, even more than he had been before.]

[niceguypose]

[Yes, all the pumping! They's still dat wait, though. And Lee starts to frown as a thought hits him.]

Ah...