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spice is the variety of death...? idek

Who: Everyone who wants to be here! ...Again!
What: Total Recall 2014, Part 2
When: The second week of the event, roughly April 17th-22nd. As in the last log, the start date is flexible. The end date less so.
Where: All over blah blah blah
Summary: More chaos, more madness, everyone is just so done with this nonsense gosh
Rating: Varied. Anything too high-rated goes to appointments!

Slow but steady, here is the second log for the event. As before, feel free to have your characters post their own entries if you'd rather do that. Here is the first log as well.

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[Unfortunately, Vegeta's suffering from a horoscope reading as well: Yeah, she was talking about you. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.]

[Then all of a sudden there's a woman latched onto his arm. Her teeth. Latching onto his arm.

What.]

[Don't mind her Vegeta, she's just trying to chew your arm off! Or at least get a sample, whichever comes first.]

[Holy cosmos he was destined to become someone else's dinner. Oh no, that won't stand.]

Hey! Get off of me- Ow! [He goes to grab her by the back of her shirt to pull her off of him.]

[There's no way she's going to be able to keep her teeth sunk in, so she slides right off.] Hey! I wasn't done yet!

Edited (herp derp spelling) 2014-04-19 00:38 (UTC)

Oh yes you were! You aren't going to be having me for dinner! [He's not going out like that, no way!] What's your problem!?

I was only trying to get a sample! [To her, there was no harm in that.] And I don't have a problem!

A sample of what?! [THIS IS NOT OKAY.]

[THIS IS TOTALLY OKAY.] Oh, just flesh is all. [She shrugs like it's no big deal.]

Just flesh, that's all, huh? Well, you can go get it from someone else, you ravenous walking holiday dinner. Keep it up and I'll be serving you at our next feast.

Ah! You won't be making any drumsticks out of me! [Nope nope nope. Not like last time back home!]

Then keep your filthy mouth off of me, you moron! [NOT A HARD CONCEPT]

[She'd try for a different approach, but she's figured that by the time she's gathered the right materials, he'd be long gone.]

Fine, fine! I'll leave you be! By the archmages...

Good. I don't want to hear another peep out of you on the matter, and if I hear you've been speaking about it behind my back, making plans...

[That will make him so mad!]

If I did make plans, then they'd probably be for nothing since finding you again would more than likely be a pain in the neck. [She's not really all that good with finding people unless she utilizes a spell, but that requires materials, the kind that she'll never have unless she's lucky.]

Is it now? [He thought he was really easy to find given he can't go anywhere. Plus who has she been talking to? Any of his acquaintances could tell her where he is...and tell her things about him...]

A likely story.

[She may know a few of his acquaintances, but that doesn't mean she's aware of it. Not yet at least.]

It's easier to find anyone else anyway. [With all the people in Luceti? Yeah, she'll be busy.]

I doubt that. I'm onto you, I know that you've been making devious plans. Don't you try to hide it from me. Come clean now and I may decide not to blast you.

Me? Making devious plans? [That puts a smile on her face.] I'm flattered that you think I'm even capable of such.

[Oooo she is making him more paranoid.]

Yes, at first it doesn't seem you'd be capable of it, now would you. So what is it. Thinking of making me into your next meal, is that it?

Meal? That's waaaaaaaaaaay overboard with what I had in mind. [She doesn't need to make anyone into a full blown meal!] All I want is a sample, that's it.

And what exactly did you intend on using with this sample, huh?

[He's so not buying it.]

Taste test it. Then be on my way to get other samples from other people.

...

What. [That's...weird. And gross.]

Yup! And if things go well I'll...um. [She scratches her cheek, clearly in thought.] Uh, what am I going to do afterword...?

I don't know, why don't you tell me.

[His arms fold and his finger starts to tap on his arm.]

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