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Who: Paru + Everyone
What: Surprise cosplay
When: Saturday, July 10
Where: All over, but mostly near the NPC clothing store.
Summary: Thanks to Joshua and his creative incontinence, Paru has been busy. Once again, she has commandeered the poor NPC's clothing store for her own, but this time, she has helpers to drag victims to her. Warning: Tagging will result in having to wear a silly costume.
Rating: Not a damn clue.

Paru had indeed been quite busy. She had so many ideas, and so little time... Fortunately, she still had the excess from last time she pulled this to help. That was quite a bit of excess, really. Why was there so much of it? She had somehow come to the conclusion that it was insufficient advertisement, and so she had grabbed helpers. Helpers, specifically, in bunny costumes, who will be helping bring people there, possibly against said people's wills. It's for a good cause, really.

Inside the store, the costumes tend to be a little less... well, provocative. Mostly. There's still the occasional incredibly revealing one, but there's a lot more of rather nice dresses, fancy suits, and occasionally a few articles of clothing that Marie Antoinette would have thought too much. Paru herself is flitting about the rows of clothing, finding people who either were dragged or convinced by her assistants, or whose curiosity got the better of them so they checked on their own. She is helping them find good costumes (though whose definition of 'good' it is is debatable) and occasionally just forcing people into it for the lulz.

There is a crazy cosplay maniac turned loose on Luceti. Good luck.

(OOC: so yeah. Chat's fault, mostly. Paru is going to be forcing people into silly costumes because she can. If you have any costumes in mind, link them in your post, otherwise I will be digging through safebooru and google image search to find appropriately overelaborate things. There's a couple helpers set already, and if you want to get nonconned into being a helper too, say so, there's always room for more silly publicity. You're welcome to tag around and mingle in your silly costumes, too. |D Most importantly, have fun with it, etc.

ETA i am the smrtest and forgot to say, commentspam or log styles are both fine!)

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*... wait shit no wait shit no shit. WHAT DO I DO ;A; kids like being bounced, right, let's try that!*

[Guhguhguhguhuh DIZZY.

....

And the mortified silence has officially been broken! (Meanwhile Judith is doing her hair and trying not to laugh.)]

W-w-w-wait, no, stop, don't cry!

*B- BACKPATS?! OH GOD WHAT DO I DO HELP I AM NOT GOOD WITH BABBY*

[BAWWWWWWWWWWWW yeah he could go on like this for a while. It's kind of horrifying, the voice on this kid.

Luckily for Paru, Judith has some mercy. So before Jonah bursts an eardrum or two, she heads out in her new dress to see what the kid's problem is.]

What's all this fussing about?

I don't know! He won't stop! What do I do?!

*SO CONFUSED oh god what is this ;A;*

Oh, he's alright. Probably as confused about this as you are. Jonah! [Jonah's wailing starts to trickle off into whimpers at the sound of his mother's voice and looks over.] There, see? Nothing to fear.

*Paru holds out Jonah back towards Judy.*

I was going to see if you wanted to help bring in more people, but he might make that hard...

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Girls often find babies irresistable, after all. [She takes Jonah back, or tries to, anyway. He seems to have gotten distracted with her hair and is trying to take it with him.]

*... so Paru has this thing where she likes wearing her hair really long. It is currently at some point at juuuust below her hips, and she wants to grow it out further. This has, in her prior baby-free lifestyle, been time-consuming but never a problem, and someone who wears dresses like hers is not exactly bothered about how time-consuming hair care is anyway.

Little babies with strong grips on hair, however, is new and painful, and makes her quite grateful that her prior lifestyle has been, as mentioned, quite baby-less.*

-- OW! Hey, leggo, that hurts!

[....Dammit, Jonah. Just because your Daddy isn't around does not mean you can grab anyone's hair willy nilly.] Oh dear, I didn't think he'd do that while he was crying. Just give his antenna a little tug, he'll let go.

*While very much trying not to let him tug too hard and pull hair out, she grabs an antenna and jerks... as gently as she possibly can. ;.;*

[Jonah is so shocked by the taboo antenna-touching - nobody does that but Mom D8 - that he releases her hair, and Judith takes a step back before he can recover.] There we go. I'm sorry about that, he just loves to take what isn't his.

*Paru rubs her head at the base of the hair being pulled :(*

It's okay, no harm done... I think.

I wouldn't worry. He never pulls that hard, otherwise his father and I would be bald.

I was going to ask about how you manage to have hair like that around him....

Let's just say he knows better than to try. [She will offer a calm smile and zero explanations for that one.]

... I won't ask, then.

*holy shit cold chills in summer, that's ominous. ;o;*

[You just don't question the occasionally creepy alien mom.]

So does this dress suit me?

I think so! It's a good color, and of course, it shows you off quite a bit.

Is there any significance to it? The other costumes are curiously themed. [Like the bunnies. Why is it always bunnies?]

Hm... I don't think so, but if you'd like I can make something up.

No need, I was just wondering. [She's mostly just happy to have ended up in something sexy rather than silly. Not that she hasn't been known to wear silly outfits...] So you were saying you could use more helpers?

Yeah! There's still not nearly enough people here!

I'd be happy to get involved. I can keep an eye out on the other side of the plaza, if you like, and leave the front to your bunnies.

Yeah, that'd be a great help! Thanks!