Everything was beautiful; nothing hurt.

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Who: gotmebones, lists_to_port, and anyone who wants to help them/laugh at them/take advantage of the situation/shake their heads in exasperation.
What: Irons. And Lots of Irony. (Yes, they get handcuffed together.)
When: 1 August, sometime nearish 3pm, after this.
Where: Good Spirits and perhaps around the village
Summary: Good God somebody help them.
Rating: Mothers Lock Up Your Daughters (PG+?)



After the unfortunate and highly accidental breakage of the medical thingy, Jack decided that the best thing to do would be to dump everything from his bag of booty onto the bar at Good Spirits so that McCoy--when he walked in angry--might be distracted by Interesting Junk. He tried to make two piles: Things of Interest to Bones, and Things of No Interest to Bones Whatsoever. There were sharp-looking scalpels and dull-looking scalpels and things that looked like they might be used to prod people's ears and other things that looked like they could be used to sew things like ears back onto the human body.

Into the other pile went some clockworkish items that Jack felt sure would be of interest to Donatello. He'd decided, somehow, that this turtle who was so intent on breaking through the barrier would need any help he could get, and if the pirate could do that by supplying random Malnosso technology, then he was more than willing to play that part.

The last thing he laid upon the bar--a set of iron manacles he'd swiped from one of the prison cells in the abandoned mountain structure--really could not be classified. He couldn't see Bones wanting them, and Donatello would definitely not want them and would in fact probably go off in a huff or something after even seeing them. So Jack ordered another tankard of ale and toyed with the metal handcuffs, wondering idly if he might reshape the iron and use it for fittings on his boat once she was finished.

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McCoy whirled around. Quite an impossibility with the way they were chained together and it most likely brought them in closer proximity, but he was sorely fed up now.

"Enough."

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Jack shut up at that; the whirling caused the iron to bite into his wrist in a very uncomfortable way. "Right. Shutting." But still humming.

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Not entirely contented with that response or the fact he was still humming the tune, McCoy turned around again.

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"Smithy? It's just around the corner," Jack informed him. At least they were getting close. What had started out as a bit of a lark was getting to be a bit painful. Plus--there were songs to write.

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"Right..." McCoy nodded as he followed the vague directions and rounded the corner.

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"Allo? ANYONE HERE?" Sparrow shouted through the door. There was no immediate answer.

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He cringed as Jack shouted into his ear and rubbed his temple with his free hand, "Maybe we can just cut them ourselves..." the good doctor was extremely hopeful this could happen. Better than waiting for a few minutes while the Smithy got his peals of laughter out of the way.

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"Excellent plan, Bonesy. Where's the chainsaw?"

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Very stiffly: "... We're not using a chainsaw."

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"No imagination, you."

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"I need my hands!"

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"The only problem with that idea is that I'd be chained forever to your slowly-rotting sliced-off hand, Bonesy, and that is not how I want to spend the rest of forever, savvy? I suppose something else around here will do as well."

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McCoy sighed. He agreed with the sentiment of never wanting to be chained with this pirate and chose his words carefully: "Will you just... find something to use already? And don't use this as opportunity to slice me up or whatever."

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Jack looked around. There were plenty of implements in the smithy--it would just take finding the right tool: the perfect chain-cutting instrument. There was a heavy hammer on a nearby anvil. The pirate smiled and spun rather elegantly around McCoy to disentangle himself; facing the doctor, he jerked a shoulder toward the tools.

"Shall we?"

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"... Please don't smile like that..."

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"Like what?"

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"Like that." McCoy reiterated, perturbed by how happy he was. "Let's just get these damn things off."

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"Right. Lay the chain here." And Jack carefully did this. "Now. Hit it."

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McCoy rolled his eyes at him and grabbed one of the tools. With a surprisingly good precision, he whacks at the chain. "Come on, come on..."

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The pirate kept his eyes trained on the doctor's face, rather than on the hammer that was landing alarmingly close to his wrist. He smiled. "Steady, lad."

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"Don't see--" Whack! "-- how Scotty --" Bam! "-- complains all the time!"

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Jack winced but held still; it wasn't that he didn't trust Bones. It was that the hammer was delivering bone-crushing blows so near to him. "Complains? You're doing fine, lad."

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To his credit, he did manage to avoid hammering the pirate's fingers into the work desk and lowered the hammer to inspect his work. He gave the chain one almighty tug...

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--And it broke free!

"Oi! Bonesy! Strong with a hammer, you!" Jack gratefully pulled away. The manacle was still clamped firm around his wrist, but at least there was more freedom of movement now. "Now, about these..."

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McCoy shook his wonderfully free wrist in flourish. Of course there was the matter of the manacles still fastened around their wrists, but he was happy to be unattached from the maddened pirate dancing around the smithy.

"Some kind of oil, maybe..."