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Who: All girls ever plus girly men. Being hit on by

mischiefbreeder
What: Basically just what I said. FLIRTING GALORE. In commentspam style
When: All day long...? But not at night probably.
Where: ALL OVER LUCETI but mostly the square probably.
Summary: Kida tells Shuri and Gold to hit on girls with him. It is an offer they can't refuse.
Rating: F for flirt ~~and their skills at it~~

[So I'm just going to put the OOC notes here as opposed to putting something frivolous in here. How this will work is as follows: When replying with your girl or guy which might be mistaken for a girl (though if you're doing the later; you might wanna pick Shuri or Gold, the mistaking gender is more likely for them) you tell in the subject or first reply which of the three you want to be the flirt. You may also request a surprise, in which case one of the three of us will just pick and choose who replies. If you like you can also request operation babe hunt in which it's all three at once. However, if you pick that one please understand that the thread will likely end up much slower than if you just picked one of the guys and so as to not tax us it would be cool if not everyone picked that one and yeah you get what I mean.

CHOOSE WISELY. HAVE FUN. GET HIT ON. ~~the first thread is the three of them meeting up before this btw but feel free to reply before it's done anyway~~]

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[...okay. Stopping now to examine a bunch of apples. Will this guy keep on walking or is she going to have to do something?]

[Just... walks right on past and examines the... peaches? That sounds good. Yeah.]

[Dude, seriously?

...well, he's not doing any harm. Maybe he was just here for the peaches? Rangiku dismisses her suspicions, puts a few apples away, and is about to move on when - are those really - dried persimmons?

GLEE! She moves towards them quickly and stretches up to get them. Sadly, they are just out of her reach.]

[Now this is his chance! He calmly walks over, and upon "pretending" to notice her plight, he grabs one of the fruits and hands it to her.]

A sweet fruit for a sweet girl like you.

[Eeeeeeeh?]

Thanks...

Do you want more?

[...

1st rule on the street? Do not accept favors you're not willing to pay back.]

That's okay...

[A hint of a pout in her voice.]

I could never let such a cute face go without her favorite snack!

[Pffff. Oh. Really.]

That's very nice of you, Mister...?

[He grabs another dried persimmon and holds it out for her.]

Please, just call me Gold.

Much like how you can't resist these dried persimmons, I can't resist those big blue eyes of yours!

[Seriously?] Gold, huh?

[She reaches out and takes the dried persimmon. Oh, irony. She can't help but laugh a little.]

That's a funny name.

[You aren't him. And you're weird. But the similar names can't help but strike her fancy.]

I'll even sweeten the deal! [Oh, it's a pun! He grabs another dried persimmon and hands it to her.]

[Deal? What deal?

She hesitates before reaching out to take it. After all, it's not as if she needs the food.]

What deal?

The deal of you having captured my heart, of course.

[...

OK. She could use this. But she doesn't need to, so why should she? Rangiku just goes with her gut response.]

What kind of an idiot are you? Che - giving out your heart so casually - you haven't even asked my name.

[She snatches the persimmon and starts to walk quickly away.]

I'd already given you mine. Wouldn't it be common courtesy to give yours, then?

Yes.

[Ignoring you now. Weirdo. Where are the canned goods in this store?]

Then, please, tell me your name! Then, if you want me to leave, then I'll leave. After all, you've already taken my heart.

[Is this entire village filled with crazy people?]

I didn't ask for it. You can take it back.

You'd have to return it personally. Until then, I'm yours to command.

[...interesting. All right, crazy person, she'll play your game.]

How would I give it back?

Heck if I know.

...

...

Well, until then, you can carry this. [And she starts loading him up with supplies for her campsite.]

No problem! [He starts taking the things she's handing him! Maybe loading some of the smaller items into his pockets.

After all, she couldn't possibly be trying to take back that much stuff. How much could a little girl possibly have managed on her own?]