godbent: (Day of Sagittarius)
Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote in [community profile] lucetilogs2011-01-23 04:57 pm

BEELZEBUB

Who: [livejournal.com profile] godbent [livejournal.com profile] emp3thy [livejournal.com profile] breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL | (look back)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-11 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to stop Keiichi unless they get into a physical fight, so along with him he takes a step towards Haruhi.]

We can work this out. [if Keiichi stops being dense. But communication seems key here, or at least it does to him.]
breaks_destiny: (are you serious?)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-11 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Because breaking into houses and leaving your things there is something geniuses always do in their spare time. You just can't leave like that!
breaks_destiny: (frowning)

I can do that too :|

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-11 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. But I can decide if I let you or not. And I'm not letting you leave like that.
emp3thy: ♬ UNSURE, EXASPERATED | (wait)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither of you are deciding anything.

[because Minato is between Haruhi and Keiichi, and Koromaru, who seems to have sensed something was up has awoken from his nap and is standing in front of the door. Of course, if she really ran off Minato wouldn't be able to stop her but he can't just let this fight continue.

He points to the living room couch.]
Sit. If nothing's worked out in fifteen minutes, Haruhi can leave.
breaks_destiny: (what-ever)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-11 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's his house so Keiichi's fine with Minato being the one to decide. Also, that Minato is also saying that Haruhi has to stay a bit more is basically what Keiichi wants so it's easy to be content with that.

Moving to the living room a bit but not completely until he's sure that Haruhi's coming too.]
emp3thy: ♬ DETERMINED | (fading light)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[okay then. The prosecution turns to suspect A.]

Keiichi, do you know why she's upset?
breaks_destiny: (aww come one!)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Why is he first? Honestly, Keiichi has no real idea but this is just ridiculous.]

Eeeeeeh.... Because I reminded her how important she made herself be for me and the others from Hinamizawa?
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, UNSURE, MINAKO | (two)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[sigh...]

Haruhi, why are you angry?
breaks_destiny: (are you serious?)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[No brownie points? Then why the heck is she angry?]
breaks_destiny: (wary)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You made yourself clear... Yeah and Takano isn't a psycho nurse.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, UNSURE | (headphones)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[two small children.

okay then Haruhi, he'll play hardball.]



Keiichi, are you in love with Haruhi?
breaks_destiny: (are you serious?)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh? In love? What do you mean? Love as in doki-doki love?
emp3thy: ♬ EXASPERATED | (and?)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-13 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. [just answer the question before Haruhi explodes, man.]
breaks_destiny: (carefree days)

[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-02-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blink. And laughing while waving a hand. What an hilarious idea!]

What? No, no! Wherever did you get that idea? For that she would have to be a girl and she's... Well, yeah she's a girl but she's Haruhi, it's totally different.
emp3thy: ♬ EXASPERATED | (sigh)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-02-13 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[...okay, he gives up. That's the right answer but the completely wrong presentation, Keiichi, and he's not digging you out again.]
Edited 2011-02-13 23:15 (UTC)