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[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[breaks_destiny]

[Rena and Rika wouldn't react well to an intruder, because Satoshi and Hanyuu would totally react well to it. And Keiichi isn't a problem either, it's not as if he has a bat or carries everywhere a set of push-knives since he started training. Anyway, the door is locked, specially at such a time and with all the occupants being at home. About the occupants, Keiichi is in the living room studying a bit.]

[godbent]

[...Hm.

She could break a window or try to pick the lock. If it's not dead-bolted, this lock pick she brought should be able to do the trick, right?! Let's try this]

[breaks_destiny]

[Yeah, because the sounds of a lock being picked doesn't call anyone's attention. It's true that there are many people here but still there are times in which there's silence, which is why Keiichi's studying now. The door's lock isn't hard to pick but don't expect to not have called up someone's attention, girl.]

[godbent]

[It's quieter than breaking a window and she's An Expert at this.

Commence lock picking]

[breaks_destiny]

[Commence indeed.

And commence the noticing, though the sounds don't really ping as a lock being picked. More like someone trying to put in a key that doesn't fit in exactly. Now, why is there someone trying to put a key that doesn't match in?]

[godbent]

[..Click!

Okay, got it. Slowly opening the door...]

[breaks_destiny]

[The sounds initially don't ping Keiichi as the lock being picked but they go on for long enough to make him suspicious despite the easiness with which the lock is picked. Hope it's indeed slowly because there's a flying knife going to land right on the door's frame as whoever it was starts to peek in. It's not aimed to hurt, just to warn... Or maybe it was aimed to hurt and Keiichi's aim just sucks choose what you prefer, but he's not psycho enough to go around killing people just for entering his house.]

[godbent]

[Into the door it goes, a little to her left. But what-? Someone's there!]

Hey!

[breaks_destiny]

[Of course there's someone there! It's his house as well as the house of another four people. See Keiichi ready to throw another knife unless the intruder identifies himself or goes away... Well, that "hey" actually works as an identification as well.]

What the... Haru-chan?

[Noting her clothes.]

Do you really think it's a good idea to get into this house with those looks and breaking into it through the front door?

[godbent]

-Yes.

[Because you're supposed to be asleep]

[breaks_destiny]

Whatever, shouldn't you be in bed, little lady?

[He was studying, he has a good and legit excuse. And no, the tone didn't sound anything like a father telling their child to go to bed and stop playing around.]

[godbent]

No. [And here she struts into the house like she owns it, shutting the door with the picked lock behind her. And then scrunches up her face like what you doin' boy]

And what's more don't word things that way!

[breaks_destiny]

What's wrong with what I said?

[Scratching his head, oh well.]

End of the hallway.

[He points to a door at the end of said hallway.]

[godbent]

Hey-! No, I'm in charge here, and we're leaving this house!

[And here she pats her bag. No way, come on]

[breaks_destiny]

Then why did you come in and close the door. Go to bed, there's a bedroom at the end of the hallway.

[Going back to study.]

1/2

[godbent]

[...she removes the ski mask here, because there's no point. But then she marches on over to him...!]

[godbent]

[And flips his chair down so it'll fall on it's back and he'll probably hit his head. Or tries to, but hey she's strong and capable. either way, she then points at him and-]

I said, we're leaving!

1/2

[breaks_destiny]

[JKSDJFNKJFSFKLASJ]

THAT HURT!! Are you crazy or what? I could have get seriously hurt!

[breaks_destiny]

[Still holding where he has hit his head.]

It's not Brigade time, unless it's a sudden Brigade meeting, what do I get from leaving with you?

[godbent]

Brigade or not Brigade you're obligated to do as I say. [She holds back on yelling that, instead just pointing a finger between his eyes. No need to wake the girls. ...Or that Satoshi guy]

So let's roll!

[breaks_destiny]

[He goes cross-eyed for a second and then groans.]

You're not going to let be roll anywhere else but with you wherever you want, right?

[godbent]

I just said that! [Smile and then... grabbing in by the cuff of his shirt, she yanks the over and begins with the dragging]

So let's get going.

[breaks_destiny]

[With a groan he will try to get her to let his shirt go, he can follow you on his own, thank you very much.]

[godbent]

[Fine, fine. She'll release you and now and set off... next door. We're going to Minato's house baby]

[breaks_destiny]

Are you going to break in there too?