BEELZEBUB

[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[godbent]

You keep the key on you at all times?

[...Seriously you are so gay :| She's glad she decided against the tentacle porn now you'd probably like it]

[emp3thy]

[meanwhile it's 10pm and so Minato... is already asleep, though he didn't make it to his bed today. He's on the couch, wrapped up in a blanket probably provided by Minako.]

[breaks_destiny]

I keep the key of my house on me at all times too and-... It's just an habit since I got here, one never knows when they are going to need them.

[He was going to say "and the keys of your house" but he thinks it's better to not say it.]

[godbent]

...This isn't a flashy, but it'll do. Let's go.


[And with that, she boldly walks on into the house. Living room, here we go]

[breaks_destiny]

A flashy? I'm not going to let you break something just for this.

[Following suit.]

He's probably asleep already.

[emp3thy]

[you know him well Keiichi.]

[godbent]

That's irrelevant, we just need his couch and a coffee table. A TV-DVD set up might be good too.. [In face, here's the living room and...

Wait why is Minato on the couch. Oh well, she's going to go over to the table and set down her bag. The moment of truth is approaching]

[breaks_destiny]

Why not use your place for it? Or even mine.

[He has the impression he's not going to like it anyway but why involve Minato too? Keiichi just blinks at the sleeping man and ponders for a second before shaking his shoulder gently.]

Oi, Minato, go up to bed, you're going to ruin your back sleeping here.

[emp3thy]

[Minato opens an eye and gives him a Look. Why are you in my house. Why are you in my house and waking me up past my bedtime.]

[godbent]

Because, obviously my place has Shiki and Neku and yours has all of your kindred. This house is perfect for this.

[Rummaging in her bag now]

[breaks_destiny]

This house has Minako-chan and someone else. And Minato, who has nothing to do with this...

[Sigh, whatever. Eying you, Minato.]

Don't give me that look and go to your bed or you'll be aching all over. Ask Haruhi tomorrow if you want answers.

[emp3thy]

[He just sits up and looks something like a zombie while you two argue around him. He needs some less weird friends.]

[godbent]

Minako would play along and this guy's irrelevant and if you don't even now the third person's name they're super irrelevant]

Okay, the first item comes out.

A roll of duct table]

[breaks_destiny]

[A roll of... Haruhi, don't make him take out the knifes again.]

Seriously, Minato, go up to bed, I don't think you want to be here for whatever this crazy girl has in mind.

[emp3thy]

I can't leave you with that.

[oh look, he speaks!]

[godbent]

[Hm...] Hey Minato, do you have any sturdy armchairs in here?

[breaks_destiny]

As much as I appreciate that, I don't think you or anyone can do much to stop her.

[Kind of talking as if she wasn't present at all.]

[emp3thy]

[look around the room Haruhi. What you see is what you get.

Also he's just talking to Keiichi.]

You could just leave.

[godbent]

[...Okay there's armchairs and. ...No, she needs more like a kitchen one. Putting the duct tape around her arm, she considers and then looks down to see if there's anything in the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You think that will fix anything? She will just break into my house again and drag me here or something worse.

[emp3thy]

Then a hideout.

[And there's chairs in the kitchen, yes.]

[godbent]

[Okay, she's going to brb, dragging a chair in from the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You want me to be hiding for the rest of my life in Luceti?

[emp3thy]

Just for a while.

[...] You could move next to Senpai.

[godbent]

Mitsuru and I made up, didn't you know? [Haruhi says this offhand as she drags the chair in here. There.]