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[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[godbent]

I'm your commander, and barring that in mind infractions against me count as double! Besides, you're the one who's in love with me or something so how am I not right for you anyway?!

[She blushes a little as she says the second part, but holds her ground :| :|]

[emp3thy]

Both of you, let's calm down.

[...why are you flirting now that is wrong :|]

[breaks_destiny]

Just because you have a fetish for being in control doesn't mean the rest of us have to have a fetish for its counterpart! You don't even bother to ask and no matter who the girl is or what feelings are involved, no guy would ever like to be tied by her without knowing what's going on or that she doesn't even like them a little!

[godbent]

It's not a fetish! It's not anything of the sort! Where the hell do you get off?!

[She stomps her foot, advancing a step towards him, the blush fading as her fact turns into a mask of fury. She'll plow through you if needed, Minato. Really, how is he- how dare he-?]

Seriously, what the hell is your problem?! Who the hell-! You know-!

[She's just spitting accusations she can't finish now]

[emp3thy]

[he's a little concerned he'll get labeled a pervert too if he tries to touch her now, so instead he just stands directly between the two with arms outstretched]

Stop it!

[he's serious guys ;; you should know he means it because he's even raising his voice a little.]

[breaks_destiny]

What's my problem? What's your problem?! You're the only person I know that will get this angry over people being sincere with you and telling you how important you're to them. Because the more I think of this, the more it seems it's all just for that.

[He cringes a bit upon hearing Minato raising his voice a little, but he's going to hold his ground until she backs off. It's her the one with a problem here.]

[godbent]

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!

[She puts her hands over her ears now. No, she doesn't want to hear this!]

[emp3thy]

Keiichi...

[It's not exactly a plea but the purpose is the same. He's in an extremely awkward spot right now, both figuratively and literally (he's still standing in between them, with Keiichi shouting and Haruhi flipping out.) But at least the cause of the saga is now clear. Whether or not tsundere denial is involved, Minato's now sure Haruhi is as uncertain about this casual flirting as he is.]

[breaks_destiny]

[Keiichi doesn't get it though, not the same way as they do. But he shuts up, both because what she says and because of Minato. He still seems ready to jump back if she doesn't keep silent though.]

[godbent]

[...She hangs her head now, he hands on the side of her head, covering her ears still. Fuck this noise man. She should walk out now.]

[emp3thy]

[...And now he's somehow stuck auspisticing between you two. He drops his hands when they both fall silent, but for once he's the one to speak first.]

Keiichi... I know this is important to you, but it's too much for her now. [...] Right, Haruhi?

/changes order

[godbent]

[...Fists balls at her side as she lowers her hands and hears that. She has no desire to hear that from Minato- Minato, of all people. But he's right. He's right, this is too much. This is way too much. Ignoring the duffel bag on the table, she turns to the door]

I'm leaving.

[There's a not of finality in her voice to try to discourage them from stopping her, but you might feel free to try.]

you just take advantage of me being gone

[breaks_destiny]

[Keiichi's confused frown speaks loudly than words, he fails to see what is "too much" for Haruhi at the moment. It's not as if he's trying to pin on her things from Haruki that she didn't know about, she has the same memories, she is Haruki. As strange as that may sound and seem. So what else could be "too much" for her? And honestly, he's not sure either what's "important to him" here, sure he doesn't want to be tied and such without a reason and fights back at the lack of anything that convinces him but... He wouldn't die for it, you know.

Her reaction of leaving only increases his confusion.]

What?! Why?

[He's ready to go after her if she ignores him and continues going anyway, unless Minato stops him from it.]

[emp3thy]

[He's not going to stop Keiichi unless they get into a physical fight, so along with him he takes a step towards Haruhi.]

We can work this out. [if Keiichi stops being dense. But communication seems key here, or at least it does to him.]

[godbent]

Because, you're both idiots! [And now, she's trying to shove out. Ignore that she broke in and she's leaving a bag which happens to have many things in there. Like DVDs of shitty ewok spinoff movies and a ball gag and mace.

Among other things]

[breaks_destiny]

Because breaking into houses and leaving your things there is something geniuses always do in their spare time. You just can't leave like that!

paradigm shift

[godbent]

[Turn back and-] And you don't get to decide what I can and can't do!

I can do that too :|

[breaks_destiny]

Fine. But I can decide if I let you or not. And I'm not letting you leave like that.

[emp3thy]

Neither of you are deciding anything.

[because Minato is between Haruhi and Keiichi, and Koromaru, who seems to have sensed something was up has awoken from his nap and is standing in front of the door. Of course, if she really ran off Minato wouldn't be able to stop her but he can't just let this fight continue.

He points to the living room couch.] Sit. If nothing's worked out in fifteen minutes, Haruhi can leave.

[breaks_destiny]

[Well, it's his house so Keiichi's fine with Minato being the one to decide. Also, that Minato is also saying that Haruhi has to stay a bit more is basically what Keiichi wants so it's easy to be content with that.

Moving to the living room a bit but not completely until he's sure that Haruhi's coming too.]

[godbent]

[...

...HMPH. Fine, she shrugs and then storms back in the living room. She doesn't sit at the couch though, instead folding her arms and leaning against the wall. Present your case :|]

[emp3thy]

[okay then. The prosecution turns to suspect A.]

Keiichi, do you know why she's upset?

[breaks_destiny]

[Why is he first? Honestly, Keiichi has no real idea but this is just ridiculous.]

Eeeeeeh.... Because I reminded her how important she made herself be for me and the others from Hinamizawa?

[godbent]

[Snort. Moron.]

[emp3thy]

[sigh...]

Haruhi, why are you angry?