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[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[breaks_destiny]

Why not use your place for it? Or even mine.

[He has the impression he's not going to like it anyway but why involve Minato too? Keiichi just blinks at the sleeping man and ponders for a second before shaking his shoulder gently.]

Oi, Minato, go up to bed, you're going to ruin your back sleeping here.

[emp3thy]

[Minato opens an eye and gives him a Look. Why are you in my house. Why are you in my house and waking me up past my bedtime.]

[godbent]

Because, obviously my place has Shiki and Neku and yours has all of your kindred. This house is perfect for this.

[Rummaging in her bag now]

[breaks_destiny]

This house has Minako-chan and someone else. And Minato, who has nothing to do with this...

[Sigh, whatever. Eying you, Minato.]

Don't give me that look and go to your bed or you'll be aching all over. Ask Haruhi tomorrow if you want answers.

[emp3thy]

[He just sits up and looks something like a zombie while you two argue around him. He needs some less weird friends.]

[godbent]

Minako would play along and this guy's irrelevant and if you don't even now the third person's name they're super irrelevant]

Okay, the first item comes out.

A roll of duct table]

[breaks_destiny]

[A roll of... Haruhi, don't make him take out the knifes again.]

Seriously, Minato, go up to bed, I don't think you want to be here for whatever this crazy girl has in mind.

[emp3thy]

I can't leave you with that.

[oh look, he speaks!]

[godbent]

[Hm...] Hey Minato, do you have any sturdy armchairs in here?

[breaks_destiny]

As much as I appreciate that, I don't think you or anyone can do much to stop her.

[Kind of talking as if she wasn't present at all.]

[emp3thy]

[look around the room Haruhi. What you see is what you get.

Also he's just talking to Keiichi.]

You could just leave.

[godbent]

[...Okay there's armchairs and. ...No, she needs more like a kitchen one. Putting the duct tape around her arm, she considers and then looks down to see if there's anything in the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You think that will fix anything? She will just break into my house again and drag me here or something worse.

[emp3thy]

Then a hideout.

[And there's chairs in the kitchen, yes.]

[godbent]

[Okay, she's going to brb, dragging a chair in from the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You want me to be hiding for the rest of my life in Luceti?

[emp3thy]

Just for a while.

[...] You could move next to Senpai.

[godbent]

Mitsuru and I made up, didn't you know? [Haruhi says this offhand as she drags the chair in here. There.]

[breaks_destiny]

You think it's going to be that bad?

[Ignoring Haruhi.]

[emp3thy]

Maybe.

[whose statement is he commenting on? we just don't know.]

[godbent]

Keiichi, get in the chair.

[Seriously you better start listening]

[breaks_destiny]

You really need that duct tape?

[He's not going to sit to get tied with that. It'll probably hurt when they take it off if they do.]

[emp3thy]

We have rope in the pantry. [for poor Keiichi's sake. Not that he really wants him tied up in his living room either way but.]

[godbent]

But duct tape's more classic in situations like this. The ropes always get undone by the hapless victim even if they logically shouldn't!

[breaks_destiny]

I prefer burnt marks from rope than the marks from duct tape, thank you very much.