New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log (take two)

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: More people turning into weird stuff. Mod Note: If you want to opt for a second transformation for the rest of the event, feel free to do so.
Rating: FUN

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

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[ombra_lira]

[OCTOROK.]

[Tackling in 3...]

[2...]

[...That is not a rock, and now his fur is sticky. Sheik sits up and stares at Vash, bewildered. Only the Malnosso would switch up what is totally natural and make it weird. It must be another resident.]

[goldenglasses]

Whoops, sorry friend. I can't help it sometimes.

[ombra_lira]

[Tailswish.] That is not normal.

[goldenglasses]

I know it's kind of strange being this short.

[ombra_lira]

I was not referring to that. Octoroks spit stones, not sweets. [He lifts a paw to rub at the spot where a bit of filling lingered, then sniffs it.]

[Ew. Somehow these donut things are even less desirable in this form.]

[goldenglasses]

An Octorok? [Vash lifts a couple his tentacles to look them over.] Is that what I am? Aw, man. And here I thought I was some cool magical donut giving creature...

[ombra_lira]

A strange one, perhaps. I have never seen one that did not spit stones.

[goldenglasses]

Donuts are much better than stones if you ask me.

[ombra_lira]

They do not hurt, at least.

[goldenglasses]

And taste ten times better!

[ombra_lira]

I am inclined to disagree. [And if it weren't for the fact that you didn't sound like Tsuzuki, Sheik would be certain that's who he's talking to.]

May I ask who you are?

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well, I am simply known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari [A pause for breath.] Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

[ombra_lira]

[...What is that pile of nonsense, Vash? Sheik is not amused.] There is no man by that name in Luceti.

[goldenglasses]

Or you just haven't met him yet!

[ombra_lira]

I do not have to meet everyone to know of their names.

[goldenglasses]

WOW! You know everyone's name in all of Luceti!? [He's impressed!]

[ombra_lira]

No, not everyone. [Mostly the people that are on the journals all the time or are generally noisy, or have put themselves on the Luceti-wide blacklist. So most everyone.]

[goldenglasses]

Ah! Then there's a chance you just haven't met Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari [A pause for breath.] Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the III yet!

[ombra_lira]

Possibly, but I doubt it. [Anyone with a name like that would have caught his attention before now.]

[goldenglasses]

So! What's your name then, mysterious stranger?

[ombra_lira]

I am Sheik. [Not a stranger. Well, not really.]

[goldenglasses]

A pleasure to meet you, sir! [Don't mind Vash. He's just in a silly mood.]

[ombra_lira]

[Sheik flops onto his side with a grumbly sigh.] I am no sir.

[goldenglasses]

Opps! Sorry about that! It's hard to tell with all these crazy forms.

[ombra_lira]

[...Somehow Sheik thinks what he meant didn't get through to this guy.]