[Man it wouldn't even be the first time he'd be kicked in the head. Teenage boys, what are you gunna do. Either way, he slides out from under the stand, coming up to his full height, taking one of the chocolates for her and hands it off]
Ah, I should add though! I am merely an admirer, not the stand owner.
[...Which is not creepy at all. Clearly. He says this blandly]
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Ah, I should add though! I am merely an admirer, not the stand owner.
[...Which is not creepy at all. Clearly. He says this blandly]