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LucetiLand Part 2

Who: Everyone not in the Draft (until they come back on the night of the 29th)
What: Enjoying LucetiLand and the hotel as best they can
When: The 25th until the end of the month
Where: LucetiLand, the beach, the hotel, etc
Summary: Follow up of this
Rating: U is for you and me

The mood changed when the drafted left (probably), but we still have an Amusement Park!! Might want to try to enjoy.

PS: Drafted come back the night of the 29th, so they have two days after that if they want too

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[Another unfortunate victim of the Time Out corner is one Lucky Rabbit. Oswald had been enjoying Luceti Land just fine- it reminded him of home. He blended in magnificently and found that this themepark was perfect for him. Who would be better fit for the role of Luceti Land's mascot but Oswald the Lucky Filial Rabbit, right?

That was all the more reason for him to flip out when he encountered a crane machine game filled to the brim with Mickey Mouse plushies. King Mickey Mouse, even. It was an insult of the highest degree, so of course Oswald threw a tantrum and tried to destroy this game before it could become too popular.

He doesn't believe he deserves to be in this Time Out area. Not really. Sadly, the Malnosso droids were relentless and now here he is.]

[On the one hand, Regal isn't alone. On the other hand, his two fellow detainees seem to be of the interesting variety, and he can't help but wonder just how they ended up in this situation.

Since it's either sit around in silence for however long they're going to be stuck here or at least try to make conversation, Regal decides to opt for the latter.]

One would have thought the droids would be more forgiving towards unfortunate accidents.

[Eggman has to wonder if these two were imprisoned for trying to work against the Malnosso like he did. A likely story, though.

Still, he's not one to turn down an opportunity to ~~bitch~~ have a conversation.]

The Malnosso build you a theme park, but then they leave their mechanical mooks around to remind you you're not in Luceti to have fun!

[Oswald's very good at ~~complaining~~ participating in a conversation as well. As he's sitting there on his chair, his arms are crossed huffily over his chest and his feet, which can't quite reach the ground, sway back and forth in a restless manner.]

Gee, no kiddin'. What's the point in sending security guards after your precious guests if they've done nothin' wrong?

They could at least allow us the chance to explain before they haul us off like common criminals.

[This is less a conversation and more of a venting session, but you won't hear any complaints about that from Regal.]

Yes! And they could have more visible access panels too!

[What?]

Yeah, sure! And they could've had more merchandise of me! Who cares about that dumb mouse, anyway?

Now that you mention it, I thought I saw a stuffed animal that bore a strong resemblance to me... I had thought I was only seeing things, but if that is not the case, I find that to be somewhat disturbing.

Oh, I've seen plenty of prizes based on things from my world too! Including plush toys of myself - abominations! Those cheeky Malnosso made me look fat!

[Though in reality, Eggman finds these toys adorable and will probably end up with a pile of them.]

Geez, that's about as bad as bootleg toys! And then they dare call that prizes? They must be outta their mind.

[But in reality, Oswald is going to go back to the Mickey Mouse crane machine to try and win one. Just one. ... for research purposes.]

What they really need for prizes are things that everyone can appreciate-- perhaps some kind of a park mascot. I wonder if it would be possible to make that suggestion to Sir Catherine...

Ba ha! Yes! And we can tell him we thought of it while in time out for trying to dismantle his theme park!

[Eggman, that is a terrible idea in Oswald's opinion.] I... don't know if that'll add to our credibility. Probly best not to mention that we were sent to the Time Out corner.

Especially not when some cases involved destruction of property.

... by the way, how did the two of you end up in here?

Let's just say the droids don't appreciate having screwdrivers waved in their faces...

Or inserted into their various orifices.

[Oswald breaks into a loud snickering at that.] I can't say I blame 'm!

Makes my 'crime' look a lot milder, too. All I did was shout at a crane machine a little. ... And kick it. [... And punch it. And try to topple it over. And remove one of his hands to have it clamber into the machine and try to take one of the plushies inside.]

I accidentally broke one of their carnival games while attempting to win a prize for a young lady and her friend.

[He... doesn't seem too upset about this, or even embarrassed.]

I'm afraid in that case they have no one but themselves to blame for using poor-quality materials in their construction. That never would have happened had they built the games properly.

Alright, "accidentally", of course. We all believe you.

If only their droids were as shoddy as their theme park!

You can't expect scientists to know much about theme park engineering. Animatronics, maybe, but not the rides and games! They should leave that up to architects, ya know?

Hey! Scientists know plenty about theme park engineering, you little-!

Oh yeah?! Prove it!

[CLEARING HIS THROAT NOW.]

Before we get into such a heated discussion, it might be a good idea to introduce ourselves first. I am Regal Bryant from the world of Aselia. And the two of you?

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LucetiLand Part 2

Time paradoxes, yay!

/PUNTS A HOLE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

So long, causality.

So long, universe.

Thanks for all the fish!

And all the oxygen and such

And bacon. We'll miss that most of all

Indeed.

Verily, 'tis so!

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