Life Unexpected

[godbent]

Who: godbent and markofthewise (under markofthegod wisebent)
What: see here
When: Forward dated to tomorrow morning
Where: House 10
Summary: The first day of the body switch plot
Rating: Dubious

[And then the both of them woke up in different bodies. Haruhi (as Sokka) first]

Comments

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[Well, maybe that's it. He still feels like something is missing, but it could just be his imagination.]

Well we need somewhere I can coach you that isn't suspicious.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Point. [... :|a ] And I need to find a better way to deal with ... people.

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

I'll say. I ran into Buffy and my own sister. What exactly did you do to make them so hostile?

[Yeah, kind of missing the point there.]

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything! And your sister isn't hostile to me, shut up!

[She huffs now, crossing her arms to pout a bit]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

Hey, all I'm saying is, once I get my body back? I don't want all of my friends to suddenly think I'm a jerk. I'd like to avoid the whole 'everyone thinking I'm a jerk' scenario.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Look, if you must know - Buffy picked a fight first. She always has with me. Trust me, jeez.

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

Fine, whatever. I'm just saying... try to be friendlier and sensitive, that's all.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

You, are telling me to be sensitive?

Oh that's rich.

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

That you're one of the least sensitive people I know. Duh.

[And she shrugs]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

That just shows what you know. I may not go around crying on people's shoulders, but I can do sensitive. Better than you do, anyway.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Like you'd know.

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

I think I know well enough. Pretending to be you isn't even all that hard. I just have to be bossy and complain about stuff no one cares about.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

[What the- ]

You think that's it? You think that's all I am?

[She doesn't even argue back. No, there must be more to him. Yes, he's hideously insensitive... but seeing Buffy like she did today perplexed her]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[He's tempted to just say yes. But then, it didn't seem to completely convince everyone. And she did have friends that seemed to care about her.]

... well, I'm sure there's other stuff too. I'm just hitting the highlights.

1/2

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

[She slumps her shoulders. Sighs theatrically.]

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Look, I'll keep things fine with you and your sister, and Suki and Yue and apparently Buffy and her ridiculous love life and work out how to reverse this. Just don't ruin my Brigade or things with Winry for me. And if you upset Shiki...

[...No she can't threaten right now] ...Just don't, okay?

[And she rocks harder on the swing. Frustrating. So. Frustrating. But at the same time... it's sort of interesting too?]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[Oh. She talked to Buffy today, huh? He finally sighs.]

Fine. We'll do it your way for a little longer. And don't worry about Shiki and Winry. They're my friends too.

[Though he kicks the ground again.]

... though any tips on how to deal with Winry would help. And I don't mean the making out kind.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

...Ditto for you and Suki.

[Because. Wow it would be really rude to make out but it would be rude not to too]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[Well he asked first, but... okay, yeah, he's pretty sure Haruhi is in a worse position in that regard. He and Suki are in a fairly aggressive relationship...]

Just... don't plan any dates that don't involve going home. Really.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

...Sort of looking for a broader bit. I mean, I'm not supposed to kiss her, right?

[Sigh, and pushes the swing further before - wow too high, trying to stop it]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

I... um. [He watches her swing for a bit, mildly concerned for his body.]

I don't think she'd buy it. If you don't kiss her.

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

[Skiiiid - a show pop's off, but she's okay.

...]

...Sorta figured.

[But she just... wanted to be polite]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[He is really unsure how he feels about this. The idea of someone kissing Suki, even in his own body... he doesn't like it.]

Just... that's it. Only kisses. When you have to. [And don't you dare enjoy them.]

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Sokka, I don't want to go further.

[...Okay, to Winry. How to... she goes to run a hand through the bangs again, Still short]

...What did you wanna know about Winry?