"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity..."

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Who:The members of the Book Club.
What: The first book club meeting after heading out to recruit more members.
When: The last Sunday of November, the 27th.
Where: The library!
Summary: All the members of the book club gather together to discuss this months book. Refreshments are provided for the course of the meeting and mingling is encouraged. Whether you've officially signed up or just curious, come along and see if the Book Club is for you!
Rating: B for Books, of course.
[Welcome to the Book Club! This months book is a collection of short stories written by Edgar Allen Poe, containing most of his work from 1824 to 1849. Upon entering one of the collections can be picked up from the front desk.

Refreshments are provided, layed out on a table further into the library. Nearby this table are many comfy chairs set out in a circle for book club members to sit down and take turns talking about what they enjoyed most about the book, any criticisms they might have on the style of writing, anything they like. Discussion is highly encouraged.

After the meeting, members are free to leave or stick around and mingle a little with the other members. Your horoscope for today might make proper discussion difficult, or you might find it difficult even arriving! But don't worry, it's quite understandable if you can't come today due to those bats organising against you, or you're still in the bath getting ready for that romantic encounter.]

Comments

[subsultive]

[IMMEDIATELY LOOKING FOR TITLES-- oh, that one looks promising.]

Spada told me that one of the Malnosso talked to them for a while before... [Rrreaching to get another, tipping it just slightly to see the title and then pushing it back into its place.] A woman, I think.

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[Hm... "Preserving the Health of the Common Rooster", huh. Might work!]

Ah, Belforma-san did? Hm... while there's been some contact between us, I don't think we've really learned anything useful...

[subsultive]

[Even if she's a hen-- oh, "Chicken Farming: How to Evade Mind Control" seems, er... nice...]

I didn't think we would. That'd be too easy.

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[Eh?? What does that even mean?

How about "Caring For Your Cock"?]

I really don't see why they need to make things so difficult for us...

[subsultive]

[Some people believe chickens are capable of mind control...

She's a hen!]

Why should they make it easy, though?

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[Is this why Spada hasn't been able to get rid of it yet.

Who said I was talking about the hen? (evilsmirk)]

Ah... I think it would make us more willing to co-operate?

[subsultive]

[Mmmmmaybe.

Henry's right this is too fucking gay.]

I wonder if we would... Even if they were nice and explained things to us, how many people would still submit to their experiments?

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[I suddenly have this image of Spada bowing down to Luca's cock.

You realise this now?]

Well... there are a lot of generous people here, so I'd like to think it would work... Unless their goal isn't something good, of course.

[subsultive]

[I hate you.

Yes.]

If they had to trap us here to do what they want to do... I can't help but think it isn't good.

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[This would qualify as 'cluckolding', right? It should be added to the list.

But we reached homocentrality a while back!]

It's discouraging, but I feel like that's the only real possibility...

[subsultive]

[So much hate.

Well I didn't... realize it...]

W-We shouldn't think of such depressing things right now! [C'mon c'mon today's.... good..... sort of...] I wonder how many books I should check out for Sir Clucksalot...

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[Gosh, the list of things Bella needs to write just keeps growing!

Gosh. How awkward will they both feel after this, do you think?]

R-right! I'm sorry to speak of such things with Milda-kun!

So... I've been wondering, why does Milda-kun call her 'Sir'?

[subsultive]

[I'm never writing anything for you.

THIS IS NORMAL EVERY DAY LIFE FOR LUCA MILDA no uh who knows as long as they don't do anything like have GAY DRUNKEN ADVENTURES like SOME PEOPLE then they'll be okay.]

Because she's a knight! And, um... all knights are referred to as 'Sir,' right?

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[Meanie.

HEY MILDA-KUN LET'S HIT THE BAR I KNOW THIS ONE GUY WHO WORKS THERE.]

Hm... I don't know; would a female knight be called 'Lady' instead?

[subsultive]

[NNO HE'S ALREADY GOING DRINKING HE DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER--]

But 'Lady' just inspires thoughts of like, women who stay inside and such. 'Sir' definitely is more knight-like.

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNN IT'LL BE FUN.]

Not at all! A 'Lady' can definitely be a knight! 'Lady Clucksalot of Milda' sounds very knight-like, right?

[subsultive]

[NNNOOOO]

I guess that's true... but I think she's gotten used to being addressed as 'Sir' now.

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[MEAAAAAAAAAAN.]

Ah, you think so...? Okay, Sir Clucksalot of Milda it is!

[subsultive]

[AM NOTT]

... Maybe it'd be better to say 'of Luceti' instead, sicne she's native here. Sir Clucksalot Milda of Luceti... right?

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[AM TOO.]

I think you're right, Milda-kun! It sounds a lot more impressive when you put it that way!

[subsultive]

[AM NOT]

Right? Sir Clucksalot Milda of Luceti... Yes, that's good. [-- Oh, um, books.] I think this is enough...

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[AM TOO!!]

Ah, you think so? [Oh right, books. The homolust was distracting.] In that case, should we try checking them out, or consult them here?

[subsultive]

[AM NOT!!!]

Checking them out would be fine. [OH BUT HE WANTS TO GO TO THE FANTASY SECTION TOO, REMEMBER? Let's go, homolust buddy. ~To the fictional books~] Do you have any recommendations from your world, for books?

[squaring.livejournal.com]

[A M N O T ! !

LET'S GO TO THE WORLD OF WONDER!!]

Eh... in that case, maybe I should recommend Milda-kun a classic! Though, Tolkien might be a bit heavy to start with...

[subsultive]

[hey you can't do that i'm am notting over here i'm not dumb

I'm sure it won't be. I've read books on economic policies...