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Who: Sanji, Nami, Zoro, and probably the rest of the SH crew at some point.
What: Mallynaps Suck
When: February 2nd, probably some time in the evening.
Where: The foot of the mountains. House 6 later.
Summary: Nami and Sanji are kinda chibified. And stranded in the mountains. Luckily, a certain swordsman with a wonderful sense of direction is there to take them home. >_>
Rating: PG-13 if you include Sanji's mouth. ~~He started early.~~

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[Hello kiddies. Don't mind the wheelchair-bound mermaid making soup in the kitchen. Today was a pretty lax day, she figures she can handle making a little meal for herself and the crew. She hops up out of her chair for a moment to stir the pot, humming lightly to herself.]

[Nami doens't go into the kitchen because Nami is tired and Nami is wrapped in a blanket in the living room which is the most awesome thing ever, okay.

...but she might hum along after a second. Even if Keimi can't hear her, she's easily spotted the second the mermaid leaves the kitchen for any reason.]

[Keimi pours herself a bowl from the pot, then wheels it out of kitchen on a tray. She pauses for a moment, as she catches the back of someone's orange hair. Somebody is finally home~.]

Good evening, Nami-chin~!

[She glances up, blinking in confusion. SUP, KEIMI. Nami appears to have shrunk in the wash.]

I'm not a chin. Who're you?

[Oh hey. Remember that soup? Well now it's all over the floor. Sorry, she'll clean that up the moment her brain reboots.]

N-Nami-chin is so small!!!

[Oh god woman, not so loud. Nami covers her ears and shrieks a little herself, but that's because you just spilled soup all over the floor. DX]

I'm always this size!

[Oh hey. Soup. On the floor. ~~Shit that's hot.~~]

What do you mean, Nami-chin? You were bigger last time I saw you.

[She takes a quick glance at her chest.]

...Much bigger.

I was? [She looks down at herself and then gives Keimi a Suspicious Look.] People don't shrink, you know.

[She blinks a couple times. Great. No memory.]

But... you are Nami-chin, right?

I'm Nami. [More than just a chin, okay.] Um...nice to meet you.

[She wheels herself closer, leaning down a little to get on her level.]

I'm Keimi. It's nice to meet you too.

[Sorry, what was that? Nami's now staring at your...uh...

...reaching forward to poke at your mermaid tail.] Is this real?

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[There's no way Sanji won't ease himself into the kitchen eventually - because he's conflicted and confused, and grumpy. And maybe a tiny bit lonely and scared, though these are not feelings he's about to admit to anyone, least of all himself. Being in a kitchen is the best way to calm his nerves before planning an escape, anyway. After all, Nami will be okay with Bellemere. It's fine if he leaves.

These are the thoughts parading in his mind when he walks inside, and then stops short with a sharp inhale of breath once he realizes the kitchen is occupied. Whoops.]

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[Keimi hears the gasp, turning around sharply. Was she doing something she wasn't supposed to? The last thing she wants to do is ruin her appetite if Sanji was planning something big.

Oh, speaking of Sanji, there he is. With his little blonde head and his curly eyebrows and...]

[And his... height.]

Ahh! Sanji-chin shrank!!

[WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!

No, seriously. His reaction is just mimicking Keimi's as he backs away, thinking he's done something wrong.

... He'll wonder why she knows his name ~~and that she's a mermaid~~ in a second. Until then? More screaming.]

[Yes Sanji, more screaming sounds like the rational thing to do in this situation.

That's why she'll continue doing so.]

What did the Moss-o's do to Sanji-chin!?

[Okay, that gets a reaction]

Who the hell are you!? [Not a very polite one, but someone hasn't been trained in the art of ladies yet.]

[Okay stop screaming now. That gets a couple confused blinks.]

You... don't remember me?

[Quite gruffly]

I've never seen you bef--

[Holy sardines is that a tail?

That is a tail. A mermaid tail.

Tiny Sanji falls to his knees in awe] You're a mermaid!! Really!? [OMG ANGELS AND MERMAIDS IN ONE DAY. HIS LITTLE HEART CAN'T HANDLE THIS]

[And that just leads to even more confusion.]

Of course, Sanji-chin. I've always been a mermaid.

[Except those couple times she was a human, but that's beside the point.]

-- You guys really do exist!! [Shit, he's so excited.]

Um. Can I... touch your tail? [He's already edging closer like an entranced moth, previous emo completely forgotten. This is too cool to pass up]

Of course we-- [Huff. This is getting nowhere. Clearly he's lost his memory, too. This is going to be interest--]

...Uh, oh, well... [She blinks, her cheeks turning a little pink. What an odd request.]

If you like... I guess.