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[concasse]

Who: Sanji, Nami, Zoro, and probably the rest of the SH crew at some point.
What: Mallynaps Suck
When: February 2nd, probably some time in the evening.
Where: The foot of the mountains. House 6 later.
Summary: Nami and Sanji are kinda chibified. And stranded in the mountains. Luckily, a certain swordsman with a wonderful sense of direction is there to take them home. >_>
Rating: PG-13 if you include Sanji's mouth. He started early.

Comments

[lil_eggplant]

[... Alright, he might be a manry boy and all, but this bird is adorable, and Sanji grins when he feels the tiny weight on his head.

He finds Yugo's experiences to be comforting, too, seeing as they sound similar to his.] What island were you going to? [He hasn't quite grasped the idea that Luceti is a world outside his own, and outside of Yugo's for that matter]

If you're leaving soon, can I come? [Speaking quickly] Not for long, I mean. Just until I find a way to contact the Baratie.

[coolportaljumper]

We were going to the Crimson Claws Archipelago...but getting there won't be easy from here. [He briefly wonders how to explain to someone what he knew instinctively upon his arrival. However it was, it wasn't going to be easy...

He takes a breath, calming himself, before continuing.]

Sanji? I'll take you with me, but we're not going there anytime soon--we're not in the same world, and we're trapped. I'm sorry.

[lil_eggplant]

[The news doesn't upset Sanji, actually... because Yugo is speaking gibberish. The boy's eyebrows knit in bemusement]

Uh... what are you talking about? [Is this entire village under some weird spell? So far, the only person who makes sense is Nami, and she arrived in town with him.

Sanji knows there's a difference between fairy tale and reality, but this is too weird to be reality.]

[coolportaljumper]

[Yugo stares back in equal bemusement.]

Didn't you notice your wings? [With no abilities that would allow him to quickly share his knowledge, that was the next best route. He shifted his hat and turned around, showing the mini chef his own yellow-feathered ones.] You know. Like these?

[lil_eggplant]

Yeah, I felt them! But that doesn't mean we're in another world. [Pause] Or dead.

[coolportaljumper]

But you didn't have them when you were back on the Baratie, right?

[lil_eggplant]

... [Very reluctantly] No, I don't think so.

[coolportaljumper]

And you're weren't on land when you were on the Baratie, were you?

[lil_eggplant]

[Stubbornly, he gives no reply and bites his lower lip]

[coolportaljumper]

[There it was--the beginning of understanding, hopefully. Solemnly, he bows his head.]

Sorry.

[lil_eggplant]

[Flatly]

That still doesn't mean we're on another shitty world. Maybe we're just kidnapped!

[coolportaljumper]

We were kidnapped.

And I know we're in a different world!

[lil_eggplant]

Prove it!

1/3

[coolportaljumper]

[Uh oh...]

2/3

[coolportaljumper]

[I can do this, I can do this and not think about it...]

3/3

[coolportaljumper]

[No I can't.]

...My brother Adamai. He's my twin, and we have a bond...

...

We're not in the same world. I can't feel him.

[lil_eggplant]

[Of all the answers he expected - and he was not expecting anything good - bringing up a twin never made it to the list.

Color Sanji two parts skeptic and one part intrigued.] ... Bond? You guys always feel each other? [Sorry, but that sounds weird]

[coolportaljumper]

We were born together before and we died together before...and probably have many other times. Neither of us remember...but we know. We always knew.

[shrug.]

That's how I know we're not in the same world. The last time this happened...we weren't in the same world then either. I didn't need the wings, the book, or people telling me things to know that.

[lil_eggplant]

[That entire explanation goes straight over Sanji's head, as he has fixated on something both inside and outside his scope of understanding]

... You died? [He sounds almost humbled, and concerned]

[coolportaljumper]

[That's right--people didn't know things. He blushes in embarrassment, and frantically waves his hands.]

Not in this life--before! We were born again, like our other brothers and sisters!

[lil_eggplant]

...












[I'm sorry what.]

[coolportaljumper]

...

[You heard right.]

[lil_eggplant]

[It's official. Yugo is officially the craziest bastard he's met so far]

What?! That's stupid! How can you be born twice?? [He has got to be pulling his leg]

[coolportaljumper]

...It will take too long to explain, but what you heard was correct.

[lil_eggplant]

[He just shakes his head.]

Everyone in this place is crazy. [All the more reason to find Zeff, asap]