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[concasse]

Who: Sanji, Nami, Zoro, and probably the rest of the SH crew at some point.
What: Mallynaps Suck
When: February 2nd, probably some time in the evening.
Where: The foot of the mountains. House 6 later.
Summary: Nami and Sanji are kinda chibified. And stranded in the mountains. Luckily, a certain swordsman with a wonderful sense of direction is there to take them home. >_>
Rating: PG-13 if you include Sanji's mouth. He started early.

Comments

[lil_eggplant]

Yeah! I promised Keimi-san I'd visit her, too.

[tanukipwnt]

Oh, you've already met her? Has she told you what the island is like?

[lil_eggplant]

A little bit. She said they have ovens in bubbles down there.

[Y E P. This is what Sanji takes away from that conversation]

[tanukipwnt]

Yeah, and all the coral decorations look just like candy!

[And this is what Chopper took away from his experience there. *_*b]

[lil_eggplant]

And there will be a lot of mermaids down there too, I bet!

[*_* CAN WE JUST LEAVE NOW?]

[tanukipwnt]

There are! Oh, and maybe I should check their library for any new medical texts when I go back!

[This thread is now about fanboying.]

[lil_eggplant]

You think they'd have some cookbooks, too?

[Chopper, you are the best bro]

[tanukipwnt]

Aa, I'm sure they do! Think about all the amazing fish they can get down there! [do...fishmen eat fish, or would that be weird...8|a] I'll bet they have a ton of recipes!

[lil_eggplant]

[Hark! Having already talked to Keimi, Sanji has the answer to this question]

Keimi-san says they don't eat fish. I think it's because it would be like eating your neighbor.

[tanukipwnt]

Oh...that makes sense. [Sage nod.] I wouldn't want to eat venison, after all!

[lil_eggplant]

Do you not eat any type of meat, either?

[tanukipwnt]

I usually prefer other food, but I don't mind eating meat as long as it tastes good! [AND ISN'T VENISON.] Besides, we have a rule on our ship: eat everything before Luffy does!

[lil_eggplant]

...

He must be a giant... [Why no, Sanji hasn't met his captain yet.]

[tanukipwnt]

Actually, he's really skinny. [A tad too skinny for Chopper's tastes, sometimes, but at least he gained some muscle over the two years. ...come to think of it, Adult!You could bear to put on a few pounds too B|] He never keeps his weight on, but that probably just has something to do with his Devil Fruit ability.

[lil_eggplant]

He ate a cursed fruit?? [Aaaaaa so cool `^` When does he get to meet this monster?]

What type?

[tanukipwnt]

Luffy ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi, so he's a rubber man! Any part of his body can stretch super looooooooong! [ISN'T THAT THE COOLEST?]

[lil_eggplant]

... That's it? [Sanji was expecting... I dunno, a SUPER GORILLA MAN or HALF-DRAGON HALF-DINOSAUR. Rubber seems so pathetically underwhelming when compared to his imagination]

[tanukipwnt]

Yep! And he can use his arm like a pistol! Fwoosh! [Someone is incapable of sensing disappointment, and instead mocks up his best Luffy-voice.] Jet Pistol!

[lil_eggplant]

... I guess that's cool. [While he's not into guns, shooting your arm at someone with enough speed to mimic one is pretty badass] Maybe he'll show me!