world's best mom

[divinacommedia]

Who: Battler, Ange and Kyrie
What: Mother's Day stuff.....
When: Backdated to Sunday
Where: Battler and Kyrie's house
Summary: Doin' something a little special for mama
Rating: PG ;)


[Alrighty! Battler had called over Ange, the two of them had planned on giving Kyrie some presents on this wonderful day- and of course this is really the first time Battler's done this with his newly acquired mother. In any case, they were in the kitchen... trying to cook for her. Breakfast in bed after all.

Except ....with Ange helping out this might not go as well as he had hoped.]

Comments

why would you be tsun for bn

[repudiate]

[ She agrees on the 'bad' part, breast-feeding jokes, why.. ]

... Mother's Day sure is more.. interesting when Battler onii-chan is here too, huh.

you know you do...

[selfinteresting]

[because as much as she's (unsure) about it, mom has no filter.]

It's as if I have ten children, judging by the noise.

okay i do....

[divinacommedia]

[okay he stops shrieking....]

Heh.... [Battler sits up, scratching the back of his head and looking between Ange and Kyrie.]

Would it be normal if it were quiet though? I don't think so!

[repudiate]

So you want people to think we're weird, onii-chan?

[ walking over to him and at least holding out a hand to help him up.. ] At least get up from the floor.

[selfinteresting]

People are going to start thinking I'm torturing you over here. Or the house is haunted.

oh fuck me

[divinacommedia]

E...eh! Hey don't talk about ghosts- those definitely don't exist!

[he reaches out to Ange, pulling himself back up here.]

don't mind if i do ;)

[repudiate]

I think she's refering more to how the sound you mere making sounds like the stereotypical ghost wailing you hear in haunted houses at amusement parks and all that, onii-chan.

.. Regardless of the fact whether they exist or not, either way. [ SHE WAS TALKING TO MARIA BACK HOME, OKAY.. ;A; ]

;) oh miss koz

[selfinteresting]

Of course. You sound just like one of those casettes they were selling around the time of the conference. Do you want people to start spreading rumours of this house being haunted?

[Okay, she's getting up, don't mind mom in her nightclothes here, guys.]

[divinacommedia]

[god dammit mom, night pj's yo.]

W-wait Kyrie-san! If you get up it defeats the purpose of eating breakfast in bed!

[repudiate]

[ yeah, don't mind it, Battler.... ]

Exactly. Then we might as well not have taken the effort of getting all this up here.

[selfinteresting]

What, I can't even stand up? Fine, fine, confine me to my bed...

[getting back in, geez...]

But then, you two will have to come here instead.

[divinacommedia]

[Go over there? UuuhhhHHHHHH okay. Battler looks at Ange, and then walks over to where Kyrie is, his hands in his pockets now.]

What is it what is it?

[repudiate]

[ don't do it, Battler, next she'll get out the gun..

But fine, fine, Ange will follow Battler and get over too, even if she's a lot more quiet about it (as usual). ]

[selfinteresting]

[She smiles and places a hand on both their heads, pulling them down to kiss each of them on the forehead, first Ange, then Battler.]

[divinacommedia]

[DIES AFTER THE STABBING-

aw he just smiles at that.....]

Ihihi....! Aw Ky-.... mom, you're too kind!

[repudiate]

[ wait, wasn't the joke tag a gun, where did the stabbing come from..

But yes, Ange looks.. pretty moe and dere right now too compared to her usual front. Always dere for family, always.. ]

Yeah, it's only natural to do this much for you on Mother's Day, after all.

[selfinteresting]

[yeah koz!!]

It's only natural for a mother to show her appreciation as well, right?

You know you don't have to call me 'mom', Battler...

[divinacommedia]

[fuck idek she had a knife in her icon- i think.]

Baahh I think I will though, for today at least. It's Mother's Day~!

[repudiate]

[ this is just in: koz doesn't read the replies, only looks at the icons ]

And it's a little nice like that either way, right? After all.. then it feels even more like family. [ all nice and happy and close together!! ]

[selfinteresting]

[she does pretty good for doing that, either way]

I certainly won't complain, I like it~

[divinacommedia]

[you found me out.]

Just don't tell my girlfriends that I'm being all sappy~! They don't need to know, ihihi! [he's teasing ok.]

[repudiate]

Of course, onii-chan. Since you're just that popular.

[ more like he doesn't get any action and Ange has a boyfriend, right!! ]

[selfinteresting]

My, you really are just like your father, aren't you...?

[divinacommedia]

Shut up shut uuuuup! You guys! I'm seriously nothing like him!

[repudiate]

How can you say that, onii-chan? The similarities between you and dad are so obvious that even people outside of our family could tell if dad would be here too.