Ninja vs. Pirates "Dodgeball"

[godbent]

Who: Anyone (even just random people wandering through if you want)
What: Ninja vs Pirate Dodgeball
When: Until people get bored on the 15th
Where: Anywhere
Summary: Slightly hyped here, hyped more here, and announced Kyon the game Marco requested is afoot.
Rating: Uwwoooh



Red box is Pirate Base, green box is Ninja Base, blue X's are Get Balloon Stations (filled up with extended hoses/ lots of food dye there). No pre-provided subthreads other than the Team Identification one up top, but feel free ro make your own. Make up any scenario you please all over town and have fun
Ninja Count: 10
Pirate Count: 11

Comments

[generalflirt]

Beeeecause I want to meet that man and shake it hand for charming a beautiful buxom blonde like you out of the market! I feel like if I give him five yen and rub his belly, it might even help me on my date this weekend! [He claps his hand together and mock-bows, as if he were at a shrine]

[installing]

Oh no, you'd probably get the opposite of luck. And maybe a swollen face.

[generalflirt]

[And he gets up from his bow, snapping his fingers and pouting] Awww, narts! So he's a cheapskate who's keeping all the mojo to his milking self!

[installing]

It's not mojo! He's a total dork and alchemy freak with a short temper. That's hardly mojo.

[generalflirt]

[And his eyebrows shoot up now, and he rocks to balance most of his weight on his left leg. It's a pity they're on the same team, he'd totally have her]

Hooo, the plot thickens. The man crafted a love potion.

[installing]

That's just just dumb.

[generalflirt]

Or is it? Alchemy, chemistry, almighty, al, almighty-chem, God, love, God's love, mind control.

It all makes perfect sense.

[There are hand motions through this entire description]

[installing]

No it doesn't. What are you trying to do, anyway?

[generalflirt]

My dear Win-chan, I'm not doing anything.





Unfortunately.

[WINK]

[installing]

You know you sound like you're asking for trouble.

[generalflirt]

Not hardly! I've got a date this weekend, I can't get in tooo much trouble before that.

[Rocking on his heels]

[installing]

If you have a date you shouldn't be playing around like this. It's rude.

[generalflirt]

Wiiiiin-chan, I've not even propositioned you. My, if she were possessive enough to demand me not to play you might as well fill me full of botox and call me Ishihara.

[installing]

[What.]

Shut up. Whether a girl demands it or not it's still rude to try and flirt with someone else before your date. Are you even serious about this girl?

[generalflirt]

[And then he adopts a really sobering smile and earnestly shrugs before answering]

I'm head over heels for this woman, and have been for years now.

[installing]

Well then get it together! By doing this you make it all seem like a complete joke.

[generalflirt]

Haaaah. Then why don't you advise me, Win-chan?

[installing]

You want to just be with her, right? You don't want to be with anyone else? Act like it.

[generalflirt]

Ahahaha, I think I have been doing that, haven't I?

[installing]

Except the part where you joke about how we had "things" and then continued to flatter me after I told you I had a boyfriend. That's excessive, and honestly a little insulting to think about. It may just be "playing" to you, but stuff like this isn't a game.

[generalflirt]

Woooow, you don't even like compliments, is it? Shall I point out some flaws instead, Win-chan?

[installing]

Are you serious? If your date goes well will you keep acting like this?

Do you do this kind of thing in front of her?

[generalflirt]

Okay, you're flattering yourself here, Win-chan. Because you're not nearly as pretty as her. Or, if you'll forgive me for saying so, as spunky.

[installing]

[He's avoiding her point, and it's pissing her off.]

Shut up! How do you think any girl would feel about their date going around to just any girl and saying the things you said? Do you know what kind of message you're giving out?

[generalflirt]

[Okay now he's getting annoyed. He exhales, and everything about his posture changes. His eyes lose their mirth, and they get cold as ice. His spine gets straighter, and he stands to his full 5'9 instead of slouching like he usually does. His voice gets lower and sharper, and the structure of his sentences becomes less whimsical]

Yes, I do. I was trying to present a jovial message, the fun-loving flirt who hasn't had their life tinged in tragedy. And frankly, I prefer that image to this one, Winry-san.