[Saori, curious about the man seated on the couch, approached with an interested look. Clint had invited her to the party, but she didn't really know anyone there but him, Adele, and her BFF well, so she was making round to interesting looking people. And unfortunately for Coulson, he apparently was quite interesting to gods of all sorts, and not just Aesir.]
Phil vs. the Mistletoe
It appears you are in a bit of trouble, sir.